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Originally Posted by Fredog
it's a real man's road.
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I'm a real man...
I won't cook unless danger is involved.
I won't shop, unless what I'm looking for is within a foot from the door.
When I make a salad, it has 1 ingredient.
No matter how many wimmin have tried to "change" me, I'm still easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
When I lock my keys in the truck, I'll use a coat hanger, or even a rock before I'll call road service.
If I'm ever asked what I'm thinking about, there is always a long pause. The answer is sex, but I know I'm about to step in a trap, so I'm trying to make something up.
I can't dance... unless you like how a frog in a blender moves.
I fart to amuse myself.