[Fredog]

what if the truck stops moved the fuel pumps to the far end of the parking lot and put the parking spaces close to the building, then maybe the fat lazy slobs who park at the fuel pumps would use the spaces so they wouldn't have to waddle so far

[golfhobo]

Petro already thought of that!

[robertt]

Hobo, I always picture you getting back from one of your runs, getting settled in, walking up to the computer, setting down your drink on the desk,:booze: doing a couple of deep knee bends,:bow: taking your robe and flopping the back of it behind your chair, cracking your knuckles like a concert pianist,:band: stretching out your arms, taking a deep breath and then.......WHAMO, you begin "catching up" with your Dr. Evil face on. issedoff:

:thumbsup::clap::lol2:

[golfhobo]

Well.... not TOO far off, robertt!

My "runs" are now daily, so most nights I only have a few hours at home. It's more of a "quick hits" type of thing! (( I ONLY have an hour or so, let's see who's pizzing me off tonight!)) :lol2:

But SATURDAY nights, after my week is over.... well, you're not far off!

Back when I used to run out west and back, it was like clockwork! SO much stuff to answer that had posted all week while I was on the road.

Problem is.... I WANT to get up early on Sunday mornings and drink some coffee and "start my weekend" right! But, I end up drinking beer half the night.... usually with the NEWS on.... and looking for a "CAD fight!" :clap:

Tonight, I'm REALLY disappointed! NO ONE posted a libelious email or made any really stoopid slur against Obama! What am I to do??? :eek2:

BTW.... I don't wear a robe! Usually change into some.... whaddaya call 'em..... Jammy shorts! You know, cotton drawstring shorts... and a tanktop or sloppy T-shirt!

But, your "image" was quite amusing! The whole "concerto" visage! :lol:

Maybe that means that you DO understand that, in SOME respects... this "IS" just a game we play!

Someone recently said that "If you told Hobo the sky was blue, he'd argue that it was green." Well.... I'm not THAT obstinate! :hellno:

But, I WOULD point out that the sky HAS no color of its own, and explain why it LOOKS blue! Then, I might ask why YOU think it is BLUE.... and then argue with your rationale! [after which.... I'd blame it all on DUBYA!]

:lol2::rofl::clap::moon:

[mike3fan]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

BTW.... I don't wear a robe! Usually change into some.... whaddaya call 'em..... Jammy shorts! You know, cotton drawstring shorts... and a tanktop or sloppy T-shirt!

you didn't have to go and make it all sexy in here.....:hitit: :nana:

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by mike3fan

you didn't have to go and make it all sexy in here.....:hitit: :nana:

:lol::lol::lol:

Man... you are hard up! NOTHING about me in my "Jammy shorts" is SEXY! :lol2:

You need to go check out the "women in trucking" forum! There's some "sexy" going on THERE! :clap:

[robertt]

The robe was for "effect". The jammy shorts? Not so much. The only vision I have of you is some fat greyhaired guy passed out on a parkbench with a cup of something sitting on his gut so any "other" vision like mike3 would suggest would be ummmmmmm.......:eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2:

[RostyC]

Now that we have the hobo strip show out of the way.................

Back on topic. The idea of moving these said fuel pumps to the rear of the truck stops sounds like a good idea, however I contend it will never work. WHY you ask? WHY?

I think if we search within ourselves we all know the answer.

[Fredog]

Originally Posted by RostyC

Now that we have the hobo strip show out of the way.................

Back on topic. The idea of moving these said fuel pumps to the rear of the truck stops sounds like a good idea, however I contend it will never work. WHY you ask? WHY?

I think if we search within ourselves we all know the answer.

Boss.. "why did you run out of fuel, you were at a truck stop?"

Driver.. "I had to take a crap and it was just too far from the building to the fuel pump"

[RostyC]

Originally Posted by Fredog

Boss.. "why did you run out of fuel, you were at a truck stop?"

Driver.. "I had to take a crap and it was just too far from the building to the fuel pump"

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
You are one smart truck driver............... :thumbsup: