Great News
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I just got an email that I won the Nigerian state lottery. Holy cow is this great news. I don't really remember buying a Nigerian lottery ticket, but that's OK a winner is a winner. I just sent them my bank info so they can transfer my winnings to me. Oh boy I can't wait for the money to show up in a week to ten days. I even bought a new Ranger bass boat on credit until the money shows up, then I'll pay off the loan. Tommorrow I think I'm going to get a new F-350 King Ranch and maybe a Caddy for the wife.
The best part was telling my boss to kiss my butt. Man that felt good to do that.
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If there is such a thing as a Nigerian State Lottery then I've got some great ocean front property in Colorado for sale!
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Yeah, in your dreams dude!! lol
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"Looks like a legend and an outta work bum look a lotta like Daddy," Little Enos Burdette. Hook 'em Horns!! "Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne "Talk to me Goose". "What we're dealin' with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law," Sheriff Buford T. Justice. Friends don't let friends drive for C.R. England!
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NO, NO....It's all true. I saw this on the internet and somebody on the internet told me that everything on the internet is true! :block: I just can't get that Nigerien dude to write me back
I hope I didn't miss the boat
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