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Originally Posted by freebirdrfd
Did you have permission to put Hobo's picture on here????????? :smokin:
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Yes, and we were classmates during the SWH FMCSA Program at the Pilot TS in Jackass Flats, N.Carolina.
(when you meet this guy in person, you realize the true meaning of the term "Spacktarded Nutless Monkey"...and I mean that in a good way)
This photo is of him during the Practical Evolution of the SWH FMCSA Program.
I have to give him props here though. He really has skills.
Notice both hands on the wheel, no seat belt, with the slack jaw and slight drooling...(it's important to be relaxed as possible)
plus he's wearing reading glasses, so he can see the dash gauges, or read the map. Long range vision is for wussies.
A good SWH does not need a turn signal, or mirrors, as you notice in the photo. Those are only distractions.
You keep your focus forward, or on your immediate interests, like a novel your are reading perhaps.
A seasoned SWH ignores radio traffic, knowing much of it is prank calling... like "Hey driver, your back door is swinging open",
or "you have a flat tire", or "there is fire coming off your reefer unit", or the classic..."do you realize your trailer landing gear is bent and laying down sparks?"
SWH's are trained to remain calm and reply on the radio in a fake redneck drawl "10-4 Good Buddy" (intentional phag referance)
The Class instructors will attempt to distract you from the sides, to see if you divert your down range POV.
They will typically use horns and voices of people screaming obscenities at you, or even simulate tornado debre whipping past your door.
Hint; I found out by accident...if you have a bunch of pigskins, hot sauce, corn dogs, or any crap from the Pilot Truck Stop counters
on your lap or dash space, you get bonus points. Also if you have to reach down to the floor to pick something up,
keep at least one hand on the wheel, but don't allow it to turn toward your body more than 30 degrees while you reach.
This also applies to using your back scratcher, or reaching around to your fridge or bunk for something.
Finally, notice also the casual wear. Steel toe boots are for wussies, as well as regular work clothing.
BTW, if you pass this Program, you are automatically signed up with the Teamsters Union.
Remember; A Professional card carrying SWH will support the Community best through numerous violations and OOS fines.
Some because of this, become very insubordinate, and rude, often trolling Truck MB websites to vent their frustrations.
Why they get a bad rap...I don't know?....these guys are the backbone of our Industry. :thumbsup: