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.................................................. ...........................Yer bloddy barkin' radge ye tosser. we dornt hae onie hicks.
.................................................. ...........................a hick is a sassenach 'at has bred wi' a froggie,
.................................................. ...........................an' thinks he's civilized if he has tea an' crumpets everyday.
.................................................. ...........................ye can spot these fruit cake limp wristed tossers, coz th' aw
.................................................. ...........................hae a wanderin' yak, an' drool aw th' time.
.................................................. ...........................Tae be fair, anyain frae th' UK is a bludy hick, jist by proper definition ay th' sassenach leid.