i caught one of her older cooking shows on the food network. I'm watching her show this morning and she has jumped the shark. Thats a shame.


BEFORE



AFTER

 

I'm sorry, but I think Scoe has programed a Hog Filter. :tears:

I've written at least a dozen posts for this thread, which were all instantly removed when I submitted them. :smokin:

 

(( heh heh...temporarily disabled the filter ))


I'm inspired to do call-in relationship advice, to go along with Rachel's cooking show.


Q. My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A. Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with you friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just wax his helmet and cook him a nice meal while you think it over.

Q. My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A. This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it’s a perfect time for you to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing you can do when he returns, is you and your best friend wet his beak. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q. My husband doesn’t know where my dolores is.

A. Your dolores is of no concern to your husband. If you must worry, do it in your time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, get him his favorite drink and gnaw on his carrot while he watches the video. Then make him a nice sammich and salad.

Q. My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A. You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Love should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not respect your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you should make it up to him by polishing his ego and cooking him a nice meal.

Q. My husband always has a happy ending then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A. I’m not sure I understand your problem? Perhaps you forgot to cook him a nice meal?

 

She's pretty, but most of what she fixes aint in my menu. :lol:

Roadhog, did you come up with all of that? :lol: :eek2:

 

Sorry Gidadelurtes is more my style. Named one of the HOTTEST 100 women of 2009 can cook and put it to you this way gives a few of the Fox News Hotties a run for the Money.

 

rachael ray is still hot...i dont care!!! fox news women are hot. but my two favs are robin meade form hln and i gotta a strange thing going on here for Bonnie Schnieder..fill in weather girl on hln and cnn.

 

yeah you can't beat the Fox News Women.

Michelle Yu from TVG is my sleeper in this catageory.
YouTube - Horse Painting System

 

ok...she is good. on youtube search for hot weather girls. some mexican chick...she wears bikinis and **** for the report. i aint got a clue what the hell she is talking about but she looks good saying it!!!!!

YouTube - Mayte Carranco (Vueltecita Don't Stop Mix)

 

It's called marriage ronjon...........actually, looks like cosmetic surgery gone wrong these days at least for the face. Maybe she had a cooking accident?

Those pics from her earlier days got her in hot water with her mom who was embarrassed by them.

 

There are times I think I might have a chance with Dana Perino.