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Nothing But The Best And Brightest For the Obama Justice Department
The Justice Department is hiring 10 lawyers for the Civil Rights/Voting Division. Check out the posting:
U. S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE CIVIL RIGHTS DIVISION, VOTING SECTION TRIAL ATTORNEY, GS-14/15
In particular this little gem: "The Civil Rights Division encourages qualified applicants with targeted disabilities to apply. Targeted disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine."
Mental Retardation? Mental Illness? In a Civil Rights Lawyer? That's who I want handling my case.
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02-04-2010, 02:39 PM
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convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness,
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Why not? Pretty much what we have running the country now.
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02-04-2010, 04:16 PM
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disabilities are deafness, blindness, missing extremities, partial or complete paralysis, convulsive disorder, mental retardation, mental illness, severe distortion of limbs and/or spine."
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For a minute there I thought you were posting the side affects of one of those new drugs they advertise on TV.
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02-04-2010, 04:23 PM
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For a minute there I thought you were posting the side affects of one of those new drugs they advertise on TV.
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touche. lol
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02-04-2010, 05:57 PM
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Why not? Pretty much what we have running the country now.
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Be careful there RC your going to get Hobo all fired up!
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The Justice Department is hiring 10 lawyers for the Civil Rights/Voting Division.
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All they need to do, is park some meat wagons out in front of the building.
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02-05-2010, 06:16 PM
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For a minute there I thought you were posting the side affects of one of those new drugs they advertise on TV.
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No sh*t you listen to those ad's on TV for some new miracle drug and hear the list of possible side effects, does anyone think " awesome I need some of that ".
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No sh*t you listen to those ad's on TV for some new miracle drug and hear the list of possible side effects, does anyone think " awesome I need some of that ".
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Hey.... what's a little diahrea or heart failure compared to clearing up those pimples? :eek2:
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The side effects are worse than what they have. :lol:
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I like to use Havitall.
It's a generic drug for Viagra.
Comes from a Mexican pharmaceutical company sold only on the internet.
Side effects may include;
Crazy itches
stinky tin ear
full dilation of the right pupil
inbreeding tenancies
Canadian accent
Vietnam flashbacks
loss of balance
explosive diarrhea
boobie obsession
spontaneous farting
excessive salivation
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