Well, I ain't gonna get all Brokeback Mt. but I'm glad to see you back!
The only thing I miss is a hot oil massage with Shania, but she won't answer my calls.

I'm glad you are staying in College.
I went to College once. Well, to a party at a College. They say I put on some Big Beer goggles, because I was chatting up a heifer so fat, you'd have to roll her off you twice.
See this leg? (tapping my knee) It's wooden. The next morning I had to gnaw my leg off to get away.
All I'm saying is keep a good sharp EDC on you. (every day carry)

Oh, and remember what they say about College, a good behind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

What Roadhog you run into my EX wife at college also.

 

:lol:
All I really know is, I'm really bummed out right now. :tears:
I just lost a bid on eBay by 1 dollar.
Spent all week bidding on a lint ball from Shania's dryer.
It finally sold for $447.

 

My condolences!

 

I decided I'm gonna fork over the money for a truck driving school.

 

WHY, WHY, WHY,??????????????? Did you forget that truck driving jobs are few and far between nowadays? :hellno:

 

I hear ya man, I'm trying to follow my dreams too.

Vanessa Mae is the best thing to ever come out of England.
Check this out >>> YouTube - Vanessa Mae - Red Hot Music Video

That's a 1.5 million dollar 1761 Guadagnini she is playing.
She also is playing several female roles in the video. (even the chick in the suit)

I'd spend $3000 on a fiddle, just to have her spank me with it.

I know... she's sizzling hott. Yer welcome.

 

I'm telling you... Asian women are from a different planet... they're something else altogether... Droooll

 

I'm still in college so I'd still have less than a year. I know jobs are few and far.