How would you spell "doofus"?

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Old 09-26-2009, 03:04 AM
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I guess I've never seen anything in nude.

I've had guys tell me about stuff they've seen, but I never have myself.
 
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Old 09-26-2009, 03:49 AM
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i saw a guy driving a big truck with nothing on but a CAD thong. :rofl:
 
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Old 09-26-2009, 04:13 AM
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Going across KS, there was another truck and a woman telling us she was going to give all of us a "WAKE-UP CALL". They got into the hammer lane, then moved up and back alongside a row of trucks. The woman in the passenger's seat would show the drivers any part of her they asked for on the CB. My wife was sleeping in the bunk and looks better today than she did then.

Another time, in KS, a 4-wheeler with two women was doing the same thing (without the CB radio), but the station wagon in front of them did have a CB. Neither of the women had a stitch on, and the station wagon would let them get to the frong of the line of trucks, then slow down and have them drop back to the back end again. Finally about the 4th time we all had a good look at them, he pulled out ahead and let them pass him. "Guess it's time to let them know who I am now." When the DISCO LIGHTS came on, we all found out he was a state trooper in a plain car. No idea what happened to them after that.
 
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Old 09-26-2009, 05:44 AM
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I was driving south on I-81 in Pennsylvania once and kept hearing about a woman that was naked in a big truck. This went on for a while. From the talk I felt that she was behind me. It was getting dark and as I came out of a scale I looked in my rear view mirror and there she was. She was sitting in the passenger seat with the light on. According to her she went through the scale with light on and without her top. They passed me shortly after and were having a conversation with another driver. The last I heard they were going to stop at the 291 at the old Virginian Truck Stop. I never heard anything after they got off. The single driver and the naked woman and her husband, boyfriend or whomever he was that was driving. From the conversation the single driver was hoping to have a good "conversation" with them. You can see some strange things out here.
 
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Ridge Runner
How would you spell "doofus"?



????? K.E.V.I.N. ???? :lol:
I was expecting 'b-u-s-h.' I was also expecting it to be an actual spelling question.
No, I haven't seen anyone naked on the road yet. But there's this one girl who always strips naked every week where I live... Oh, wait, that's my roommate.
 
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