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Old 06-23-2009, 01:04 AM
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Or the first one they knock up:lol:
I did NOT "knock her up!" SHE got ME pregnant! :lol2:

Actually, the FIRST one that got me pregnant wax like that girl in the movie "An Officer and an Gentleman." She was on the pill for over a year or more that we were together. When I got my orders to go overseas, she got pregnant! :eek2:

When I didn't respond quickly enough about taking her with me, she opted for an abortion and dumped me for a "new recruit." A friggin Marine with EARRINGS! :hellno:

The second time was a "not so good" Catholic girl! I thought THEY were all on the pill! NOPE! Her idea of birth control was angels and supreme beings in heaven deciding WHO should get pregnant, and when! What was I thinking?

So, I tried to do the right thing... I married her! And I gotta tell ya.... the pain of having a child you don't get to raise is much more than the pain of having one aborted!

But, still.... sometimes I think it is better than living your life with a woman that you didn't REALLY want to spend your life with. I EARNESTLY hope that none of you know what I'm talking about!

And I tip my hat with TOTAL respect for those of you who ARE "fathers" on this "Father's Day weekend!"
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Old 06-23-2009, 01:16 AM
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A lot of guys marry the first chick that gives up a piece of ass. :moon: :booze: Pathetic.
This is not the case!

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Or the first one they knock up:lol:
Not the case either!

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she got you chit-faced drunk, you proposed to her, and she said, "yes!" that's how it went down. :rofl:
Not the case either!
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Old 06-23-2009, 01:18 AM
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This is not the case!



Not the case either!



Not the case either!
c'mon larry, stop holding back. how'd it all go down?
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Old 06-23-2009, 03:39 AM
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c'mon larry, stop holding back. how'd it all go down?
Met her through a friend.
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Old 06-23-2009, 07:45 PM
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Did you even TAP it yet??
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:19 PM
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Did you even TAP it yet??
Mackman!! If you want to know something, why don't you just come right out and ask! LOL

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Did you even TAP it yet??
Yup several times a day!

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LL...mtfbwy
Huh?
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:33 PM
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Huh?
LOL...May The Force Be With You
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Old 06-23-2009, 08:39 PM
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LOL...May The Force Be With You
Gotcha! lol
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Yup several times a day!

Good for you. Its nice to be young aint it??:thumbsup::thumbsup:



Dont get use to it. When you get your CDL and drive OTR Billy Big Rig style that will all end. Say hello to the HAND.:smokin:
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