I would be willing to bet money that there are guys on this message board that have done the same thing, maybe not in public but someone reading this has probably stuck it in a vacuum cleaner.

 

NO!!! (*fingers in ears*) say it isn't so...please

 

I have three sons......

I am neither shocked or amazed. I can remember when they found it for the first time, I even remember when they would yank on it till they cried. ----Actually now that I think about it, it's the same thing. It probably hurt like hell, I mean come on( it hurts to have the vaccum pull on my hand) But think about it, Hair and sensitive parts....:eek: OUCHY!

And you can try to tell them " Hey don't touch that!" But they don't listen.


I learned then and I know now this to be true....

Golden Rule for men---A boy/man's first toy is his thingy....... and it remains his favorite toy..

 

Sad thing is grown men do the same thing.

 

Not all grown men,

That's what my husband has me for...

 

I can honestly say I have never done so.
(I don't see a "WINGS AND HALO" smiley...)
The hose is too small...:roll:

 

I once thought that was one of the reasons I had a wife too. Found out I was wrong. So much for wives....:bigthumbsdown:
Name one food that makes a woman lose her sex-drive... WEDDING CAKE

 

Babe..... I haven't even gotten warmed up. Well, to be completely honest, I did get warmed up, at around 4:30am. That is how my husband likes to be woke up.......

I don't believe all men are the same, neither should you lump every woman into the same DAM Category.

okie dokie?

With the vibe you put out about how you think "WIFES" are I am not surprised you aren't getting any.

*TIP
My God mad man play hard to get, The chase is half the fun.... Nothing makes a WOMAN want you more then when she thinks she can't have you.
I know when my husband tells me NO, I work extra hard to change his mind.:nixon:. He knows this so he tells me No often.:smokin:
(I love the smilies)