Any males out there that had a nut removed?

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Old 10-08-2008, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Splitshift
Should I write cut here (..) with a big arrow and and do not cut above this line? I know this is serious but why cry about spilt milk laughter best medicine.
Probably a small arrow will do! In fact, if you NEED an arrow, you're already in trouble!

Good attitude.... but, the milk isn't spilt yet. Just saying that regardless of the results, the procedure could inhibit your future plans. Visiting the "bank" was just a suggestion. Could even be interesting.

In fact, now that I think of it..... I think I'll make an appointment! I have no male children, and it would be a shame not to carry on my family name! Someday, when I'm old and rich like Hef, I MIGHT be able to seduce a young wench into having my male child.... as long as she doesn't have to have sex with me!

Okay.... so I'll have to PAY her..... big deal!
 
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by golfhobo
That, too, is good news for now. But, you can't put something like this off! I don't know how old you are, or what family plans you have, but.... IF I wanted to have more/some children, I would seriously consider "banking" some of the swimmers before having either surgery OR treatment. Even a biopsy could go wrong in that department.

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I was going to offer the same advice. A friend of mine had testicular cancer 20 years ago. One of his nuts was cut out, plus I think he had chemo/radiation treatments or something. Anyway, it left him sterile. Ask your doctor.
 
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Old 10-08-2008, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Snowman7
One of his nuts was cut out, plus I think he had chemo/radiation treatments.
The Dr. got the ok for nut removal but the chemo/radiation treatments I have not gone that far yet. The Dr. said I caught it early and not to worry too much. Trying to think positive. Don't take it as a personal attack. We cool?
 
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Splitshift
The Dr. got the ok for nut removal but the chemo/radiation treatments I have not gone that far yet. The Dr. said I caught it early and not to worry too much. Trying to think positive. Don't take it as a personal attack. We cool?
Well, not meaning to speak for anyone else, but we are ALL on your side, man! I didn't see anything to get upset about.

Who did the doctor have to get this approval from? Is it possible that you can avoid chemo/radiation? That would be good. I take it they couldn't just remove the tumor.... they had to remove the whole "buddy?" That's okay, too. Once you go to the dark side..... [talking about the tumor and it's ability to regenerate. Get it ALL out....now.]

But, if chemo is recommended, don't take a chance. Get it done! I guess what I am saying is, don't try to take any shortcuts!

Your manhood is not defined by a single "berry." It is defined by your LIFE!
 
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Splitshift, I also had my left friend removed Back in Jan.. Though I am not sure when you will get back into the swing of things, but I think it all depends on which one they take..

The inguinial nerve goes to the left, and usualy most have no prob, but sometimes the nerve grows back even though there is nothing to grow too..

I lost mine due to mesh problems, and the inguinial artery, and nerv's where intrapped.. Still in lots of pain, but just a removal like your talking about.. I wouldn't think it would be too long before your back into the game..

Just make sure the doc "surgeon" is a specialist.
 
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Originally Posted by Splitshift
The Dr. and my wife says I have too many man berries. You can PM if you don't want to discus your medical condition. I am serious I need to know when can I drive again? The Dr. said avoid driving my car for a couple of weeks. :eek: He has no advice about driving a truck.

As a YOUNG lad...I learned how to do "nut" removals.....quick & easy...even bloodless!!!


I'll even sharpen a new knife!!!! BUT...I'm not gonna watch....no sirree BOB...can't stand the watching part!! Yer wife can hold em while I "slice & dice" !!

The good REV can hold the "RED HOT" branding iron(I gotta stop the blood some how!) and say a prayer over you!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Orangetxguy
As a YOUNG lad...I learned how to do "nut" removals.....quick & easy...even bloodless!!!


I'll even sharpen a new knife!!!! BUT...I'm not gonna watch....no sirree BOB...can't stand the watching part!! Yer wife can hold em while I "slice & dice" !!

The good REV can hold the "RED HOT" branding iron(I gotta stop the blood some how!) and say a prayer over you!!!
Can you do it cheap? I will be out of work for a little bit and every bit helps.

Originally Posted by golfhobo
Well, not meaning to speak for anyone else, but we are ALL on your side, man! I didn't see anything to get upset about.

Who did the doctor have to get this approval from? Is it possible that you can avoid chemo/radiation? That would be good. I take it they couldn't just remove the tumor.... they had to remove the whole "buddy?" That's okay, too. Once you go to the dark side..... [talking about the tumor and it's ability to regenerate. Get it ALL out....now.]

But, if chemo is recommended, don't take a chance. Get it done! I guess what I am saying is, don't try to take any shortcuts!

Your manhood is not defined by a single "berry." It is defined by your LIFE!
I have to cross the removal bridge first. Then they see if it is cancerous. The approval is most important my wife and the INS. CO. Me they are not vital they just hang there.
 

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Old 10-08-2008, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Splitshift
The Dr. got the ok for nut removal but the chemo/radiation treatments I have not gone that far yet. The Dr. said I caught it early and not to worry too much. Trying to think positive. Don't take it as a personal attack. We cool?
I dont see any attack at all?

Yeah we're cool. (notice the "cool" smiley face!)
 
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:09 AM
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[quote=Splitshift;417503]Can you do it cheap? I will be out of work for a little bit and every bit helps. [quote]



Well Splitter.....All them young stud muffin bulls I turned into steers.:eek:..they was out eating and funnin minutes after removal...none of them hung around the table to watch their friends get nutted!!!


Of course...no gaurantees on how tough you is!!
 
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