tee hee hee...

 

so, you ever see the now infamous video called "2 girls 1 cup"? if not, check it out. abandon all hope for s/he who dares seek it out.

it can be found on flurl.com.

 

I have already had to cop to my boss once...I was looking something up regarding the Texas Attorney General and I clicked on a video link regarding child support...all of the sudden, there was porn everywhere and, of course, a virus. That was embarassing enough...

 

2g1c is child's play compared to "swap.avi". after viewing that, because curiosity got the better of me, i've come to the point where i can handle ANYTHING on the world wide web. my mind is permanently damaged.

 

Yeah, not too much bothers me anymore either.

 

Errr... seems I gave you a bit of a gender reassignment, didn't I? ops: Sorry 'bout that.

That actually reminds me of an encounter I had at a bar in Raleigh once. I went to this little Irish pub called Tir Na Nog (it seems they're all named that here) for a couple of drinks with friends. Well, being married, they had to call it a night early, so that left me there by myself. This woman sat on the stool next to me and we struck up a conversation. She was pretty plastered. Anyhow, she was telling me a bit about herself, and, right in the middle of her sentence, she says to me, "Well, the best decision I ever made was to go ahead with the sex change operation. I just wasn't suited to be a male...". And I know I'd had too much to drink that night, because I was thinking to myself, "Well, she's pretty hot... if she has all the man bits removed, it's all good, ri.... WAIT... OH HELL NO I JUST DIDN'T!!!!". At that point, I had to leave. I didn't even try to make an excuse. I just simply said to "her", "I...I...I... go...got...gotta go", and left it at that. Those surgeons tend to be a little too good at what they do, I tell you. Or else I had some serious beer goggles on that night.
But of course it doesn't end there. My housemates have a friend named Lisa... I call her Amazon Woman. She is 6'3". Now, the only thing out of the ordinary I noticed about this "lady" at the bar was that "she" was a bit on the tall side.. around 6', maybe 6'1.. suffice to say that, when I came from that encounter and saw Lisa sleeping on the couch in our living room, I immediately became suspicious of her. And it just ate away at me and ate away at me until I finally couldn't take it anymore, so I just went ahead and asked her, "Lisa.. this might seem a bit personal, but I have to know... are you a transsexual?". She slapped the living hell out of, let me tell you ops:

 

damn jeff, with all the messed up things i've asked females. i've never asked one that type of question.

 

ops: truth is...I didn't know. hooo-boy! :cry:

 

Rest assured, it'll be a good while before I even think about asking something like that again.

 

no problem jeff, i checked and they're still there :P

i didn't think you did roadie, but it was an education :P

what you got for us next prof?