To whom it may concern: (status of Floored & teal95kw)
#2
08-25-2008, 10:38 AM
Ruined you physically or emotionally?
Hey - it's a valid question!!!
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08-25-2008, 11:23 AM
Sorry to hear that Floored. You've been having a rough go lately, and I hope things turn around. You are a really good person. I wish I could cheer you up a little.
I'll try........and please don't give up, there is a good man out there for you. A Trucker Gal...( we won't name  ) decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (30's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. She said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" :P
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#7
08-25-2008, 11:46 AM
Maybe you ruined teal??? Ever think about that!!
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#8
08-25-2008, 12:01 PM
Originally Posted by roadhog
Sorry to hear that Floored. You've been having a rough go lately, and I hope things turn around. You are a really good person. I wish I could cheer you up a little.
I'll try........and please don't give up, there is a good man out there for you. A Trucker Gal...( we won't name ) decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (30's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. She said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" :P Floored - you'll get through it. I've been there too many times to count.
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