Okay, now I'm not driving, so I can actually post.
Accusation #1: I supposedly sent you a message that alluded to a thread titled "Ask Golfhobo.". I did no such thing. I mentioned an "ask golfhobo" thread in a message to you (in regards to you posting my name six times in a thread that I hadn't posted in), but never stated what the title of the thread was.
Accusation #2: I incorrectly denied posting an entire message using CAPS LOCK. I admit denying it, because my denial is correct. I posted no message that used CAPS LOCK in its entirety.
A third grader could remember what he reads better than you can.
Once again, I must pull out the "obsessed" accusation against you. Since you felt it necessary to start a thread in reference to a private message I sent you, it would clearly indicate that you are spending far too much time thinking about me. It's unhealthy for a man to spend that much time thinking about another man, unless you are involved in a relationship with him. Since I am not gay, and have no feelings towards you whatsoever, I would hope you would respect that and spend time pining over someone else.
I might also direct you to
this link, which holds more truth in it than anything you have ever posted.