How many will read this and respond

 

1.....so far :lol:

 

I suppose I will respond. 8) 8)

 

http://www.blueroadrunner.com/sfjobmarket.htm

 

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....is it better to have Alzheimers and forget where you left your beer.
or Parkinsons and spill it all over the place.

 

Has anybody called the fire dept.???

 

* Arsenuggets! : Ar-s-nu-ge-ts
Noun
1 Nuggets of 100% pure arse : See that alexnessie? He's total arsenuggets!
2 The dissatisfying sort of turd that even a rabbit wouldn't be proud of. Usually requires a disproportionate effort to expel. Aka Maltesers. : Christ! I just burst a 'roid for one lousy arsenugget!
* BOLLOCKS : bol-lucks
TESTES
1 shout it from the rooftops, loudly. you'll see : total, utter BOLLOCKS
* Cock Badger : k aa1 k b ae1 jh er0
Noun
1 A badger constructed entirely out of cocks. :
* Cuntymints : kunty mint
Noun
1 an expletive commonly believed to be shouted by suffers of Tourettes Syndrome :
2 an imaginary candy : «Oh, cuntymints! A broken image link!»
3 used for minty [*@#%] : Yum, that [*@#%] is minty
* Figging : phee-ging
verb
1 Sticking peeled ginger up someone's (or something's) anus. : I figged her.
* Flunge Bucket : Fer-lunge Buck-et
noun
1 Female, who has flunge, tit flunge, arse flunge and sock flunge all at the same time : that fat pie eating munter over there is wearing clothes 6 sizes too small...Yeah, she looks like a flunge bucket
* Fucknuggets : Fuh-k-nuh-gets
verb
1 Expletive for when something goes wrong : oh fucknuggets, I've missed the sodding bus again
2 Small nuggets of [*@#%] used by astronauts rather than more cumbersome whole-fucks. : Houston, we have some fucknuggets.
* Fucksocks : fuksok
Noun
1 An expletive commonly believed to be shouted by suffers of Tourettes Syndrome : Fucksocks! My computer crashed!
2 slang for condom : Most commonly used to describe bewilderment or incredulousness, meaning (noun/adj) a pair of coloured (normall) socks, engaged in either tender or boisterous koitus.
* Mongoloid : mon-go-loyd
noun
1 Like a mong, only more severe. A total [*@#%]-wit/retard. : You [*@#%] mongoloid
* Munt : Munt
noun
1 The anus of a man, contracted form of Man [*@#%]. Can be used as an insult. : "You [*@#%] munt"; or "Bend over, Mr. Berk, and lets see that munt of yours"
* pisswimp : pea-eye-ess-ess-doubleyou-eye-emm-pea
noun
1 A chap who can't do pee-pee at a urinal, and instead has to skulk in the cubicles like a lady. : baldmonkey is a pisswimp
* Spacker : Spa-ak-kerr
noun
1 Insult specifically designed to be used against politically correct people. : Spacker.
* Spacktard : [*@#%]-wit
noun
1 stupid [*@#%] moron, from spacker/retard : that tony blair is a complete spacktard
* splutch : sper-lut-ch
verb
1 The sound of ladyfwaps, emitted when a woman diddles her gusset. : Quickly, Cordelia, Geordie Al is shaving his back! *splutch* *splutch* *splutch*
2 See also: : 'ladyfwap'
* etc, etc.

 

Hog, you`re gonna be in big fcuking shite with the faggoty politically correct police, you know that don`t ya?