[HOTROD29335]

i am now going to gouge my eyes out with a plastic spoon thats awful

[Roadhog]

Well...now we know...Fredog likes to read "The National Enquirer." :P

[Windwalker]

OK, guys. You think that's enough now? I mean, I've seen worse. Back in... Oh, when was that... Ummm... Let me think a few minutes here...

Oh, hell, I can't remember when it was... :arrow:

[jayburd]

Originally Posted by Windwalker

OK, guys. You think that's enough now? I mean, I've seen worse. Back in... Oh, when was that... Ummm... Let me think a few minutes here...

Oh, hell, I can't remember when it was... :arrow:

Jeepers Windwalker...I ain't never been that drunk.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Roadhog]

[Ratdog]

Originally Posted by Fredog

Woman swallowed whole by leopard survives!



Rescuers chop off head of leopard just in time.

Story seemed too fantastic to be true.

Yet...well...

This photograph is what finally convinced me:

That reminds me of that pic, where the python tried to swallow the croc. She must of started chewing her way out!!! :lol:

[Doctor Who]

She gives a whole new meaning to the Queen song: "Fat Bottom Girls!"

Ironeagle had this to add:

Good GOD Fredog were in the HELL did you get that pic of my EX-Wife I thought I burn all of them and destroyed the hard drive. Try waking up to that for 6 years I was wanting to chew my arm off for the last 2 years.

WTMI!!!!!!

[Snowman7]

Originally Posted by Fredog

Woman swallowed whole by leopard survives!

You sure it wasnt the other way around? You know you are what you eat!

[vavega]

Originally Posted by ironeagle2006

Try waking up to that for 6 years I was wanting to chew my arm off for the last 2 years.

what did you chew on for the first 4 years? :P :shock: :mrgreen:

[Windwalker]

Originally Posted by jayburd

Jeepers Windwalker...I ain't never been that drunk.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

And you're not my age and lack my experience as well. Yes, I have been that drunk, but I also got the CURE. I'll never know where three weeks went in my drunken stupor, but when I woke up one morning and found myself married to a girl that didn't even speak English... Well, I've NEVER been that drunk ever again.

In the "WOMEN'S SECTION", they're looking for an "HONEST TRUCK DRIVER". Truth is that the first time, I should have been sober. The only problem we had was the fact that she did not speak any English... Only two words... "DON'T UNDERSTAND". And I still don't speak French or Arabic.

The second time, I should have been drunk. At least then, I would have had an excuse. And, you would have thought I would have learned after that.

The third time, it didn't matter if I was drunk or sober, I should have simply walked away. Yes, I actually DID know better, but she talked such a good story... That was the problem. It was a "STORY". Now, I wish I could start it all over, knowing what I know today.

Yes, I HAVE been that drunk. But, even at that, I never got close to one with that large a leopard skin.