You know them Smokeys got them CBs in the car now.
I haven't worked that out yet, but I'm thinkin' about it.
I got an idea. Why don't we do this? If I say go to channel ? forget it.
We ain't goin' to ? we're goin' to ? .is ?
- If I say go to channel six, forget six We go to three.- I go to three. Perfect.
- If I say go to channel two, we go to one.- Two is one- That'll confuse everybody.
- That'll confuse 'em.
On the other hand, if we stayed on the odd channels,
switched every time and started in the basement, that'd work, too.
- That'd do it, too, wouldn't it?
- Well, yeah, that'd work too, I guess.
- Let's haul ass.
- OK.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PpZ6b1myvAw
(FRED BARKS)
Breaker One. This is the Bandit. Is the Snowman out there?
- Am I hittin'ya, son?
- Mercy sakes. You put about eight and a half on me,
blowin' my windows out. Bring it on.
I'll be within earshot.
You keep it wound up to around 90....10-4
- Hey, Bandit. Me and Fred's got a question.
- What do you and Fred want?
How come we're doing this?
Well...why not?
They said it couldn't be done.
- That's the reason son
- That's good with Fred..we're clear
hahahaha
10-4..........
Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
We gonna do what they say
can't be done
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
I'm westbound
Just watch ol'Bandit run
Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
We gonna do what they say
can't be done
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
I'm westbound
Just watch ol'Bandit run
Old Smokey's
got them ears on
He's hot on your trail
And he ain't gonna rest
till you're in jail
So you've got to dodge him
you've got to duck him
You've got to keep
that diesel truckin'
Just put that hammer down
and give it hell
(SIREN)
Well, hello there, Smokey.
Westbound and down
wheels a-rollin'
We gonna do what they say
can't be done
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
I'm westbound
Just watch ol'Bandit run
Keep your foot hard on the pedal,
son, never mind them brakes
Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta
and there's beer in Texarkana
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
We gonna do what they say
can't be done
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
I'm westbound
Just watch ol'Bandit run
Fred, I hope me and you ain't lettin' Bandit
talk us into somethin' we gonna be sorry for, son,
'cause he's about as crazy as you are ugly.
Westbound and down
18 wheels a-rollin'
We gonna do what they say
can't be done
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
I'm westbound
Just watch ol'Bandit run
- Big town, ain't it?
- I wonder what they do for excitement.
They probably sit around and watch the cars rust.
- Damn it, it's locked.
- We're about an hour ahead of schedule.
- Let's keep it that way.
- All right.
Hey, want a beer?
- Well, son
- Redneck heaven.
Thieves steal 2,600 cases of beer in Georgia
Talk about a party, police in Albany, Georgia are looking into the theft of 2,600 cases of beer which was stolen over the past week, MSNBC reported. The report didn't say if the thieves were driving a black 1977 Trans Am and a Kenworth W900L truck! 8)
