WHATS YOUR FAVORITE AND WORSE XMAS PRESENT?
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Originally Posted by Fredog
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My mother has a nack of giving the most useless and stupid gifts. It's like she doesn't think, good heart and intentions just dumb gifts.
One year when I was like 14 and my sister were 16, 12,7,5, we all got bath tub toys. Wind up whales and fish. Well none of us still took baths only showers but we filled up the tub just to see the toys :roll: This year I get a card from her with the worst pictures of myself. Like the back of the head or even an a$$ shot. Asked her about it and " Like thanks mom for that nice pic of my a$$. Still have no idea why I got that. Love her but She is really good at giving me crap.
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ok i got all mine and the worst was the brut
the best was the barbie doll my little gil who is 4 gave me and the funniest was my uncle in his druken state put the wrong name on my aunts present and gave it to me and it was this huge rubber dildo :lol: ops: that he was going to give her after we all left :lol: now that made some good laughs and she was embrassed to no end
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I didn't get one bad,, I got mostly cologne, I love cologne.. Just what I asked for, did need strings for my guitar.. But trying to explain what kind and where to get them, is just speaking another language. They just look at me! :shock: :lol:
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Best one tied between My ex asking me for my divorce from her and my current one saying I do five days before Chirstmas last year.
Worst one by far 10 Years ago Yesterday burying my Grandmother in a blizzard while trying not to cry as everyone else was losing it. I did nopt even celebrate at all that year and the next year got so blasted I can not even remember it.
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Best Christmas when my first grandson was born, which was also my first year on the road.
Worse Christmas .. and the time I was given BACK a gift that I had given the year before :lol:
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ops: that he was going to give her after we all left :lol: 
