lol!

 

How's my driving ? Call 1-800-EAT-SH!T

If you don't like the way I drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk !

 

I saw one that said, "my son can beat up your honor student"

A friend of mine has one on the back of his hopper bottom that says. "promote beef..run over a chicken"

 

These already exist my friend, have seen them both lots. lol

 

Mine is Protect Our Children Shoot A Sex Predator i love it i have them made and hand them out allllllllllllllll over town

 

Stop me if you've heard this one...

Backups? We don't NEED no steenking backups ( for Swift Trucks )
CAUTION: Driver just doesn't give a crap anymore
Disgruntled Employee of the Month :evil:
Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Horn Broken....Watch for finger!
I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it...
I'm not deaf, my nickname is Roadhog
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
My take home pay doesn't even take me home
Sorry for driving so close infront of you
Warning! Driver Chews Tobacco
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

 

My signal is a warning signal not a courtesy signal. :roll:

Four Wheelers:
Why merge in a construction zone when you can just cut off big trucks when the lane runs out? 8)

Why pay attention to professional drivers in the bad weather when they are going slow? It just means we can get ahead of them before the weather gets better. ops:

Why stay on the road and go slow when I can spin out on the ice and snow and end up in the median or ditch? :roll:

No need to speed up and move over into the granny lane and leave enough room for the big truck. When I can just move over and slam on my brakes in front of them when someone is rushing me in the hammer lane. :roll:

I can't use both brain cells to drive; only one is operational at all times! :roll:

If I had more than 2 brain cells I'd be lost. :roll:

Gee, what are those crazy truckers doing all lined up in one lane waiting to pass the accident. Certainly I'll be in the correct lane if it's the opposite lane than what the truckers are lined up in. 8)

Why do those truckers insist on moving over all of a sudden? There's just some person on the shoulder. Certainly they won't just come out when I'm speeding by them. :roll:

 

okay now those 2 sound like my sister lol

 

"Quit Yer Bitchin And Drive"

 

More 4 Wheeler Bumper Stickers:

Hey, I'm an invincable 4 wheel drive I won't end up in the ditch, median or in the back side of another vehicle.

I will tell you that you are number one, but you better not tell me back that I'm number one. 8)

Hey, trucker you're number one. :roll:

Tell me, don't I look cool riding the backside of the vehicle in front of me? :roll:

Never a dull moment, I fly instead of drive down the road.

BTW, there will probably be more to come!