FAVORITE LINE FROM MOVIE......
#31
12-09-2007, 06:18 AM
One that really cracked me up was actually from some porn video, the name of which escapes me..
Scene: wife walks in unexpectectedly to find hubby in bed with another woman, just in time for the "money shot." She screams, "(whatever his name was), just how long has this been going on?" He looks up sheepishly and says, "oh, about an hour and a half.."
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#32
12-09-2007, 07:05 AM
Originally Posted by Oakdancer
One that really cracked me up was actually from some porn video, the name of which escapes me..
Scene: wife walks in unexpectectedly to find hubby in bed with another woman, just in time for the "money shot." She screams, "(whatever his name was), just how long has this been going on?" He looks up sheepishly and says, "oh, about an hour and a half.." 
#34
12-09-2007, 07:40 AM
After noticing a Bible in Patton's tent, a reporter asks whether he actually has time to read the Bible under battle-field conditions.
Patton answers, "Sure do! Every god-damned day!"
#35
12-09-2007, 09:48 AM
They stole this pick up line from Roadhog..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjZJt...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df3aI...eature=related So Funny
#36
12-09-2007, 01:00 PM
Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
They stole this pick up line from Roadhog..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjZJt...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df3aI...eature=related So Funny In honor of that... According to his own account in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, delivered in a group therapy session with his estranged son Scott, Dr. Evil's upbringing went as follows: “ The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. " 
#37
12-09-2007, 01:16 PM
You may take our lives -- but you will never take our FREEDOM!!
BraveHeart
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#38
12-09-2007, 10:30 PM
Here's a few off the top of my head
"Ouch town population you bro."---"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."-Dodgeball "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"-Dr. Strangelove "Surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."-Airplane "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"-Meet The Parents "I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary… ’til they die"-Gamers "Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love."-Annie Hall "All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work."-Sgt. Bilko And my all time favorite: "Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks."-Wargames
#40
12-10-2007, 02:48 PM
Regulators--Mount up
I'll make you Famous Young guns 1 & 2
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