golfhobo said:
Dang it Hobo, now you did it to me, Im just layin here in the bunk, enjoying a smoke, readin the posts, Now Im laughin so hard, Im havin a coughin fit.
When your ready to go "Postal" let me know, Im goin with ya!! :lol: :lol:

 

If Santa cant say "HO, HO, HO" than the Hostess company has to change the name of their snack cakes.... you know... HoHo's.

 

HAHAHAH - I never thought of that. We need to start a national boycott against Hostess. The name of those snack cakes has GOT to be offensive to somebody.

 

In other news, it has now been declared illegal to name children "Randy," as that name could be interpreted as English (G.B) slang for a horny person.

And in a related story, the household cleanser, "Spic-and-Span" will be immediately renamed "Puerto Rican Bridge."

 

Twas the month before Christmas

*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*The "politically correct police" had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
*December 25th is just a “Holiday ".*

*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
*At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*

*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*

*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
*So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"*
*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*

*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!*
Unknown author

 

AMEN!!!!!

I got that same poem yesterday in an email..... I agree whole heartedly.

People need to leave Christmas alone. I send out greeting cards from my company every year to clients and dispatchers, etc. and they always say "MERRY CHRISTMAS" and will NEVER say "seasons greetings". If I send it to someone who is offended by this, tooo bad.