If you
- Possess no remorse
- Are incapable of sympathy
- Enjoy making those damn truck drivers pay for their chafing airlines and wheel seals that "might" be leaking
- Are at least 75 pounds overweight
- Can't find a girlfriend unless you rent her by the hour
- Have a sordid love affair with Krispy Kreme or Duncan
Then you
might have what it takes to be a Transportation Engineering Technology Enforcement Technician in the Buckeye.
Actually, I have no idea either, and I used Maryland as my role model in setting forth this list of requirements. If I never step foot in the state of Maryland again, it will be far too soon.
If you find anything useful, I'd be curious too. I've thought about becoming a DOT cop in Virginia. It might be fun to play the cat for once. I bet I could rake in the revenue for the Commonwealth, because I know lots of places to look for violators. (No, not me. I'm thinking about people like that chip wagon that "wasn't overloaded" that bellied out in front of my house a few years ago.)