[emerlin]

Over, dammit! And if it isn't, I switch it.

However, I think a more pressing issue is the issue of conservation. Those commie liberals have infringed on my right to pinch off a man-sized log the approximate dimension of my forearm. How? By limiting the size of the holding tank to three gallons. Three gallons! How the heck am I suppose to get a real man's job done if I can't flush it down? So now, I have to flush two or three times. Now you tell me, which is more enviornmentally responsible, a single five gallon flush or three three gallon flushes? Hmmm?

On a related note, I also hate the free ball wash we get with each flush. They can put a man on the moon, but they can't design a toilet to flush in a manner that keeps my bum dry!

[HorsePower]

done

[Roadhog]

Originally Posted by emerlin

Over, dammit! And if it isn't, I switch it.

However, I think a more pressing issue is the issue of conservation. Those commie liberals have infringed on my right to pinch off a man-sized log the approximate dimension of my forearm. How? By limiting the size of the holding tank to three gallons. Three gallons! How the heck am I suppose to get a real man's job done if I can't flush it down? So now, I have to flush two or three times. Now you tell me, which is more enviornmentally responsible, a single five gallon flush or three three gallon flushes? Hmmm?

On a related note, I also hate the free ball wash we get with each flush. They can put a man on the moon, but they can't design a toilet to flush in a manner that keeps my bum dry!

You gotta step up to the Prison Grade Rembrant 3000
....it will flush a large paperback book. :? 8)

[Alan D]

roadhog "I believe Pat Paulsen would have a very good chance, if he were to run again this year."

roadhog, Pat Paulsen moved to the cemetery about 10 years ago. :lol:

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Alan D

roadhog, Pat Paulsen moved to the cemetery about 10 years ago. :lol:

Alan D,

I don't know how things work up there in Maine where you live, but down here in South Texas, dead people continue to vote for at least 25yrs. after their death!!

[Alan D]

I don't know how things work up there in Maine where you live, but down here in South Texas, dead people continue to vote for at least 25yrs. after their death!!


I knew the dearly departed in Chicago vote 'til they are dust, but how do they administer the "oath of office" to the dead? 8)

[golfhobo]

Well.... I really don't care if it's over or under.... as long as I can't SEE through it! I will NOT crap at a Love's as they win the prize for the thinnest paper in the country!

I HATE the automated toilets, though I've learned to stand up to keep my "parts" dry! But.... they tend to flush every time I lean forward for "access!" What fool designed these things??

And then there's those water faucets that you have to BEG to give you a "splash" of water to wash your hands with! And paper towel dispensers that won't release a single sheet until they HEAR the word M/F!! :roll:

I blame the WHOLE mess on Conservatives!!! :lol:

They've managed to install their "spying eyes" in truck stop toilets, and want to CONTROL my whole life! But, in their USUAL fashion.... they have wasted millions of gallons of water fighting a war they cannot win, because they have no "exit strategy" and NO CLUE as to how things work! :lol:

Pretty soon, you won't be able to flush the toilet unless you can recite the 23rd Psalm - or the Ten Commandments!! :shock: :roll:

Which explains why illegal Mexican Immigrants NEVER flush the toilet! Has anyone ELSE seen the signs on the stall doors INSTRUCTING them to put their toilet paper IN THE TOILET??? :shock:

It would be FUNNY if I didn't see so much toilet paper wadded up and thrown BEHIND the toilet bowl!! Talk about "dumbing down" the society!!

I WOULD vote in your POLL, Useless.... but I have ADD and can't really decide which is best. You'll HAVE to give me a "pass." I can't make such important decisions! I only care that they HAVE toilet paper in the stall!!

[Useless]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Well.... I really don't care if it's over or under....

:sad: Apathy and complacency to the MAX!!! :cry:

I WOULD vote in your POLL, Useless.... but I have ADD and can't really decide which is best. You'll HAVE to give me a "pass."

Just THINK of the world we are leaving to our children, and our grandchildren!! :evil:

I can't make such important decisions! I only care that they HAVE toilet paper in the stall!!

Toilet paper in the stalls of truckstops??? Err.......Houston, I think we see the problem here!!!
:shock:

Golf, I think that your perceptions here are rather confused here. Those "stalls" in the truckstops you mentioned are not really "stalls" at all!!!

Those "stalls" that you have been using are actually training simulators operated by CR England, Prime, CRST, Swift, and JB Hunt!!! Those rolls of paper on the walls are their logbooks!!!

[golfhobo]

NO... Useless: That would be Werner. THEY are the only ones using paperless stalls! :wink:

BTW, have you been taking your blood pressure medicine lately?? You seem to be REAL irritated! :lol:

[Useless]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

NO... Useless: That would be Werner. THEY are the only ones using paperless stalls! :wink:

BTW, have you been taking your blood pressure medicine lately?? You seem to be REAL irritated! :lol:

Sorry if I seem a bit irritable, Golf!! I AM working on the BP issue!!

My Doctor has suggested that I find a relaxing hobby, and find a calming way of addressing and working out my frustrations.

I have chosen to do that by taking up writing poetry as a hobby. Here is my latest masterpiece!!


The Stall.

Here I sit
In Fume and vapor,
Some Damned Fool,
Stole the toilet paper,
Gotta" HOT, HOT, Load,
I must not Linger,
Lookout A**,
Here Comes My Finger!
:P ops: ops: ops: