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Old 12-29-2006, 08:45 PM
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Having your "package" ripped open!

A woman was charged with malicious castration for allegedly attacking a man during a Christmas party, police said. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, is accused of grabbing the genitals of a 38-year-old man during a fight that erupted early Tuesday morning at a party hosted by the man's girlfriend. All three were heavily intoxicated, Lillington Police Chief Frank Powers said.

"I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point," police Cpl. Brad Stevens said Friday. "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands. There were no weapons used."

Witnesses gave conflicting stories to police, who discovered a bloody scene after being called to the home for a domestic disturbance, Powers said. Other details weren't provided.

North Carolina law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person's genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent.

Dawson, who was released from jail Wednesday on $50,000 bond, also was charged with assault causing serious bodily injury, malicious conduct by a prisoner, and damage to government property for damaging a police cruiser. She also allegedly spit on an officer, Stevens said.

The arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town about 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said.
 
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Old 12-30-2006, 12:09 AM
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real nice lady there
 
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If that were me...I would expect one of yoose guy's to shoot me, and put me out of misery. I'd do it for you. :P
 
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:shock:

sorta like when a racehorse breaks a leg? :roll: i didn't think you were all that good :P :wink: :mrgreen:
 
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You got the race horse part RIGHT....haw haw.
 
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Oh lord.... I just wanna spew....where,s my Mum? Its going dark and I feel dizzy...Just get me home please... :shock:
 
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Old 12-30-2006, 08:28 AM
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Several years ago while I was a paramedic on an ambulance, I was in the emergency room when the police came in with a "head". Seems a lady had walked into the PD and told them she had been raped. When asked if she could describe him, she told them that it wouldn't be too hard, that she was forced to, how to say this politely that won't be offensive, hm, forced to "go down" and she had bitten the head off. Sure enough, the guy walked in bout 10 minutes later with a rather bloody towel in his pants. Sewn back on, straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
 
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Originally Posted by thebaldeagle655
Several years ago while I was a paramedic on an ambulance, I was in the emergency room when the police came in with a "head". Seems a lady had walked into the PD and told them she had been raped. When asked if she could describe him, she told them that it wouldn't be too hard, that she was forced to, how to say this politely that won't be offensive, hm, forced to "go down" and she had bitten the head off. Sure enough, the guy walked in bout 10 minutes later with a rather bloody towel in his pants. Sewn back on, straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.


NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!! Can you say dumbazz? LMAO!!!
 
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