As this post will be number 1000, I thought that I would put a face to the eccentric englishman that some of you like, some of you may despise.
Anyway, without further ado, here I am with my two darling daughters who give meaning to my life.
Just ignore the ugly mug in the middle please, they can,t help the fact their dad is butt ugly.
God bless you all, and, maybe some day, I,ll get to visit America and maybe meet one or two of you.