Hey wot, 118 not bad for a confused lad born in Basildon Essex moved to Forres Scotland , then on to the U.S.A

 

you did well mate! incidentally, this may interest you? the best truck driver in england,my very good friend, colin chisnall; is from thurrock in essex. i,ve seen that lad get into tight spots on his blind side pulling a fully extended 5 axle goldhofer trailer without asking second man for help.(same place i went in on right side with four axle king trailer and had to take three shunts. nuff said!)

 

What's I's eligible for's here wot?? :P I gets me a piece of paper says I's grad-iated??

 

you,ll be eligible for international high i.q. society with a score of 124. i just can,t do it; try as i may to get from 122 to 124. good luck my friend. it,s only one step down from MENSA :wink:

 

Man I suck I got 121. And I guessed at most of it.

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Well. I made it....took the test while at work and scored a 138.....again let me stress that these online tests arent even close to being accurate.
Woo hoo...now i can join their little club. And its only 79 bucks!!!!!
If I want to spend twice that I cant get a t-shirt so the rest of the world can see that I am a member of an exclusive club of brainiacs!
Well, sign me up. I bet a guy with a t-shirt like that gets all the chicks.

Ok, after paying my money I got an email it says: If you actually sent money to us for the membership and the t-shirt, Pease subtract 70 points from your IQ score.
Ummmmm Ok.....that would make me 68! OH MY GOD, Im retarded!
Oh well....Special Olympics here I come!!!!

 

Odd, if you take the survey bar graph and rotate it left 90 degrees, you get an almost perfect bell curve with the apex around 130 to 140, when it should be around 100. The only glitch is the spike just below 100. Small sample though. Anyway . . .

My I.Q. was tested when I was a kid and when I was in the Army, both times the score was 150 (kind of amazing, considering how much partying I did between those two events.) I don't know which tests were used but I've been told there is a huge variation between tests: some are very easy, some are a bear, and I've heard Mensa's tests are a humbling experience. I also got drunk a few years ago and took an informal test in Esquire magazine, and the results were . . . looking through a box of old magazines . . . here it is, the November 1999 issue. According to the magazine, if you:

1) got 8 (out of 35) right you are a "perfectly average" American, in the 50th percentile.

2) got 17 right you are a "smart-ass college kid" who "are probably thinking more than you need to". 90th percentile.

3) if you got 23 right (my score exactly) you should "call Mensa...and your mom" and that "the good news was that you should consider taking the Mensa test. The bad news is that you might have to hang out with those people." 98th percentile.

4) if you got 31 right they simply asked, "and you work for whom?". 99.9 percentile.

On the other hand, I'm told that people who save magazines are lunatics.

 

scored a 111 even though half the boxes i couldn't figure out what they were looking at ...... the math i could have done better but need calculator (one of those people that under stands math 100% but can't remember what 7 X 6 is )
look ma I ain't dumb! but I ain't no genius no how!! lol

http://www.highiqsociety.org/iq_test...sults_fail.php