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rolldoc
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
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Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject: 44 Years Of Marriage... |
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After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my
wife one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap
apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-
inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a
hot 25-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000 house, $45,000 car, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It
seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-
life crisis. |
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RebelDarlin
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:00 am Post subject: |
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Your wife sounds like a VERY SMART woman. :wink: |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 1:08 am Post subject: |
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Still in my corner...... :wink: waiting... :lol: :lol: :lol:
(At least I wasn't in a "round room" when I was told to go to my corner... That would have driven me NUTS trying to find one.) :lol: :lol: |
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RebelDarlin
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Location: Illinois
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:37 am Post subject: |
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Windwalker wrote: Still in my corner...... :wink: waiting... :lol: :lol: :lol:
(At least I wasn't in a "round room" when I was told to go to my corner... That would have driven me NUTS trying to find one.) :lol: :lol:
And what, pray tell, are you waiting for? :wink: |
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lucky2
Joined: 17 Nov 2004
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Location: Northern Michigan
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| Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| The older you get the smarter you get ! |
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Splitshifter
Joined: 19 Jun 2006
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Location: Right here
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:05 am Post subject: |
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Last year on our anniversary I said to my wife "Well, now that I've done 24 years of my life sentence, when am I eligible for parole?"
She didn't see the humor in that.
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:58 am Post subject: |
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RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Still in my corner...... :wink: waiting... :lol: :lol: :lol:
(At least I wasn't in a "round room" when I was told to go to my corner... That would have driven me NUTS trying to find one.) :lol: :lol:
And what, pray tell, are you waiting for? :wink:
For someone to tell me that it's ok to come out and "bash" women again.... What else? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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shyykatt
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Location: MN
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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Windwalker wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Still in my corner...... :wink: waiting... :lol: :lol: :lol:
(At least I wasn't in a "round room" when I was told to go to my corner... That would have driven me NUTS trying to find one.) :lol: :lol:
And what, pray tell, are you waiting for? :wink:
For someone to tell me that it's ok to come out and "bash" women again.... What else? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
U should try man-bashing instead, its way more fun :P |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Location: Holiday, FL
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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shyykatt wrote: Windwalker wrote: RebelDarlin wrote: Windwalker wrote: Still in my corner...... :wink: waiting... :lol: :lol: :lol:
(At least I wasn't in a "round room" when I was told to go to my corner... That would have driven me NUTS trying to find one.) :lol: :lol:
And what, pray tell, are you waiting for? :wink:
For someone to tell me that it's ok to come out and "bash" women again.... What else? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
U should try man-bashing instead, its way more fun :P
I see... Is that why women spend so much time doing it? |
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shyykatt
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Well stop giving us reasons to! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Drew10
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Location: 0001 Cemetery Lane
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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| What did we do??? :shock: We didnt do nuttin'.... :? |
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Windwalker
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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edited
Sorry. I could not let that one go. That even went beyond my standards... Even at my very worst.- |
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shyykatt
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:48 am Post subject: |
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Did you all not see the " :lol: :lol: :lol: " ?? I'm just bein' funny; Besides, I dont do much 'man bashing' anyway; I get along far better w/men than women- men are less whiney LOL (see,see, Im takin' your side now!) 8)
BTW Windwalker, I was thinkin' about putting together a list of "10 mistakes men make" or whatever, but I coulnt think of more than a couple things LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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Trukrswyfe
Joined: 13 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:12 am Post subject: |
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Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
He he he..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thought this went along well with this joke. :twisted: |
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ct77
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For your 5th wedding aniversary you are supposed to buy a present made of wood for your spouse.
I was talking with some of the women I work with and they wanted to know what I was gonna buy my wife for our anniversary, without hesitating I told them..................A CASKET!!!! |
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