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jayburd
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Location: Wortham,Texas
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:14 am Post subject: FATHER |
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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place her. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. He says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' |
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wimpy
Joined: 13 Nov 2007
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Location: las vegas,nv
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| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Busted. |
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dk1ben
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| Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:30 am Post subject: |
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| oh god! |
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