One for the girls
#1
10-08-2008, 01:56 AM
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lubbock, Texas
Posts: 1,027
One for the girls
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman..... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: 'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'
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"Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort." Humphry Davy
#2
10-08-2008, 03:04 AM
Thanks I needed a laugh this morning!
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." -Abraham Lincoln
#3
10-08-2008, 05:25 AM
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Speedway Indiana
Posts: 1,751
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
See how ya are moose! 
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Fuel for free. Pre/Post trip for free. Sit at shipper/receiver for free. "Work 80-100, log 70, get paid for 40." Welcome to OTR coolie carrier truck driving!
#4
10-08-2008, 07:00 AM
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lubbock, Texas
Posts: 1,027
Bel...it's good to find one hard man! Oops...I mean, it's hard to find one good man!
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"Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort." Humphry Davy
#5
10-08-2008, 07:59 AM
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Somewhere North of 60
Posts: 887
My Mom has a sign on her fridge:
I got a dog for my husband....It was a FAIR trade!!! ROFLMAO!!
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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "oh crap, she's up!"
#6
10-08-2008, 08:01 AM
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Lubbock, Texas
Posts: 1,027
ROFLMAO!! I need that sign....
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"Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things, in which smiles and kindness, and small obligations given habitually, are what preserve the heart and secure comfort." Humphry Davy
#8
10-24-2008, 03:50 PM
a strappin' young lad with his newfound mullet. you ladies, especially the southern ones, know you wanna run yer fingaz through it.
#10
10-25-2008, 05:00 AM
because of that mullet, i have become a REAL driver. just need the nasty teeth and pilot glasses, and it'll be complete.
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