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Old 10-08-2008, 01:56 PM
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Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman.....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:04 PM
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Thanks I needed a laugh this morning!
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:25 PM
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5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


See how ya are moose!
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:00 PM
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Bel...it's good to find one hard man! Oops...I mean, it's hard to find one good man!
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My Mom has a sign on her fridge:


I got a dog for my husband....It was a FAIR trade!!!

ROFLMAO!!
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:01 PM
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My Mom has a sign on her fridge:


I got a dog for my husband....It was a FAIR trade!!!

ROFLMAO!!

ROFLMAO!! I need that sign....
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haha, that is great!
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a strappin' young lad with his newfound mullet. you ladies, especially the southern ones, know you wanna run yer fingaz through it.
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Old 10-25-2008, 04:51 PM
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She/he has a nice mustache
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Old 10-25-2008, 05:00 PM
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because of that mullet, i have become a REAL driver. just need the nasty teeth and pilot glasses, and it'll be complete.
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