HEY HOOK ME UP WITH A FRIEND
 

Hey ladies; I hear all the time of 'hubby and I are teaming.' Do you ladies have any cute female friends that want to team with a hunk??????? I'm 23, help a brother out.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

........and see if she has an older sister for me... :D
By the way...my standards aren't set as high as a young man. :?
I'm a bit rough around the edges...need some fixing up....typical man who acts or speaks without thinking...but have mastered the art of groveling with flowers and chocolates. Easy keeper. 8)

oh brother :roll:

:nervous:

Guess you truckers are all alike ....j/k.

Read enough of that junk.... carry on..... :wink:

Hey hook me up too... :lol:

Okay Ladies...I can see I'll need to wet my silver tongue here....because you wanna play hard to get and see if I'm "up for the challenge."

(pay attendtion young man....this is how you do it.)

Before I start.....please understand...I am feeling rather vulnerable....I just lost my girlfriend...well fianc'ee...well... we were planning to be engaged. She was tragically lost in a boating trip on a romantic cruise to my vacation hide-away. Anyway, as luck would have it...my pet kitten is also sick right now, and I really just need a friend to talk with. Some one who is kind and caring, and would allow me to open up and share my feelings with. :cry:
Sorry...cof,,snif...I'm a man...and I shouldn't cry.

Can I ask you...would you be interested in going out to have a few drinks with me? Maybe even some dancing? I need to do something cheerful and relaxing....maybe even a nice walk on the beach? :? :)

**WARNING** The above poster is a c*ck block. **WARNING**

The sad, sobby act isn't a way to get a girl. Girls like confidence, but not cocky. Confidence is one of the most attractive features about someone.

You guys ain't got a chance, every one likes a green yoshi :D :mrgreen:


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Gee this funny I always thought the line was "I'm not married, whoa not me, got a divorce recently." Yeah, like when you left the house yesterday. :shock:

Roadhog....back to your corner....does the misses know you are out here giving bad advice again?

WOMAN GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: OH just spank me :!:
Sadly, the truth is, I am a bachelor.
Hells bells....my posts are testamony proof of a dog thats been running stray.

Some here must think that post WAS my game.....pphhhffft....gimmie a break.....you gotta prepare the feild, before you start planting.

I act the fool, but I'm not so foolish to give away my inner spirit to just any woman. Ya gotta chum the water to see if you have a catch. My games are transparent as glass....maybe like a slipper...it will only fit my Cinderella.

Ladies...PM lines are open. Treat yourself to a Super Trucker tonight. :!:

Roadhog I'm feeling ..... well....http://bestsmileys.com/sick/9.gif

I keep forgetting your favorite thing when not driving a truck is huntin' and fishin'....ugh!

WHEN I'M NOT ON THESE FORUMS, I LOVE TO BALLROOM DANCE AND FIGURE SKATING!!!!!

Bush Bunny,

:? Hey come on..nah. Gimmie a break....I'm workin' here.
HEY ....LOOK....there goes Trace Atkins :arrow:

If Mad Dog let me ride shotgun one trip...I'd have you in tears :!: :lol:
Make of that as you will. :?

Maybe I am set in my ways...but nobody else needs to know that. This is a PM...right???

.......what?? :oops: DOOOOOOH!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28...aysnags201.gif.... you guys crack me up ... remember we're female truckers ... we don't think like the ladies do that work 9-5 and off on weekends ... better dig deep ... now this line comes close to what i'm talking about
..... that's a good ONE :!:.... :wink:

for4roses,
Some of what I say is BS....but much of it is also for real.
Bush Bunny knows this, as she visits my neck o' the woods and has family that lives here.

this shows the sun setting between two Islands off our coast.
There are many Islands to choose from...all breath-taking.
I have some very desirable hide-aways
...magnificent beyond mortal discription.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...landsunset.jpg

Bush Bunny also can affirm our miles of gorgeous beaches.
This one is 3 blocks from my house.
I have others 1 block in the other direction.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...andbeach-1.jpg

The beauty and life here is delightful to put it mildly.
Romance flows easily in Paradise. :wink:

Looks like Troll country to me :P

Watch it.... He's not alone. And camping... And canoeing...

Come to think of it, aren't there supposed to be women in there too??? Or am I wrong??? :?:

yoopr...
You never seemed to have any problem with our Troll females.

Three foot tall, flat head, and always wear sensible shoes. :?
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...673_edited.jpg

Okay I will vouch for Roadhog....yes, he lives in northern paradise, yes beautiful sunsets but the beaches......hmm the beaches I walk on are a little more on the rocky side than the sandy side...but it works. I still walk miles without realizing it. :wink:

Bunny,
those beaches on Grand Traverse Bay where you are talking about are rocky....good rock picking, if you enjoy that. I do...and always fill all my pockets.
The Lake Michigan (west side) are sandy for miles and miles. It's there you will also find the Petosky stones. Stones unique to only this area in the whole world.

Matter of fact...you'll be staying VERY close to a good sand beach spot. CatHead Bay....just straight across from your relatives house over on the Lake Michigan side. Great spot for Petoskies...and driftwood. I like to make mobiles and lamps and such from interesting driftwood.

Nope, on Lake Michigan on bil beach. But I don't mind I carry my pail and pick up rocks. He lives between you and Northport on the Lake.

OH Gills Pier Beach....gotcha.
Then you probably know the Happy Hour Tavern...I'll have to meet you and your hubby there for a brewski. :D

Dang your good.... :shock: yep, frequent the Happy Hour at least once or twice. Glad to know it's still there ..... been a couple of years since we've been up there.

The boys go sailing on the inland lake, I stay at home and walk the beach for rocks. :wink: I go for the peace & quiet....okay maybe to let my hair down a bit too. Can you imagine? :shock: :P

hey roadhog, if you live in beautiful place like that and you,ll take a lady on a cruise boat; does my wearing a wig and lip-gloss count? :lol: :lol:

Me thinks everyone here is Irish. Because there sure is alot of blarny floating around. :P

aint that the fun of life :lol:

:lol: Sanchez....IRISH!! Them's fightin' words! :P
One of my best friends is Irish....God I hope I'm really not like him. :shock: When he gets drunk...I'm in more fist fights with him...or because of him...I gotta wonder if he's part Polack. :lol:
I have a French buddy who...bless him...he has a way with the females. :lol: I have a Swede pal..(not yoopr :lol: but I'm sure it's genetic) we always have to carry home...and strap him to the hood of our car...or he'll make a mess of the interior. :evil: I have an English buddy who spends so much time under the table.....we always seem to forget him. :? My Latin freind...we call "the Defendant." :roll:
Me...I'm Italian....I have connections :P What would this pussposse ever do without me?

I have become use to being called a Troll....F-ing yoopr... :?

wot i life 8)
Well....this is Troll Country....so I hear. Even our pets are apt to be different.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...852_edited.jpg

Notice the lipstick she wears....I did that.

HEY!!! WATCH IT BUD. I'll have you know that POLISH are some of the VERY BEST people in the whole world. It's the only country that does not have any terrorism. IT'S TRUE. There are NO Polish terrorists. Look back a few years. LABOR UNIONS (and we, as drivers, could all take a lesson from them. Look what they were up against, and they beat it.) They never fired a shot, never blew up a car. THERE ARE NO POLISH TERRORISTS.

last time they hired a Polock to blow up a car, he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.......

Windwalker,
You are right, and as always...I can never get anything past you. :?
I love their sausage
and they are beautiful people...without a doubt.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...d10/runway.jpg

And, most have a very good sense of humor.

Although, I'll admit that "WOT" isn't bad in the humor dept either.

"joe pesci" in "goodfellas" so i amuse you? like i,m a fucking clown or something? :wink: thanks for compliment mate :D made my day

Your welcome, WOT...

And that nice young lady you showed us a couple of posts back on this thread..... Can you spare her for a time???? I'm not bothered about skin color. She looks like she might be rather durable, not bruised easily. Doesn't appear she would forget when to stop talking... ( I might have to go to pulling doubles for this...) But that.... appendage on her nose..... is there a way to soften that??? Make it like a wet noodle? So she can "whip" me with it, rather than poke fun at me with it?

My mistake, WOT.....

Roadhog.... Same question.....

What really bothers me on this thread is there were only three ladies who made a response and I'm pretty sure if we get any of them riled they could be the crap out of all of you.

Careful what you write boys....

Just send them after "Adam9315". If he hadn't started this thread, we would not be up to our antics. And, of the women that did respond, I only know them from this forum. But they do seem to have a very healthy sense of humor. They are knowledgeable. And once in a while, they do need a break from answering the same questions they saw two months ago. I believe, or at least hope, there have been no real insults intended.

three ladies beating the crap out of you? do you realise sir, you would have to pay several hundred pounds for that in oxford street? you lucky blighters :lol: