I had my random drug test yesterday and found it pretty interesting since I got a woman who had a sense of humor and was willing to talk.
They asked for my license to prove who I am. I told her I could and have made one in the past and it was a piece of cake. I could make a license and have someone else take the test for me. She said, yup.
I told her I could hold a zip lock bag of pee under my arm pit or in my underwear and the temp would be correct. She said, yup.
She said many people come in smelling of chlorine then pee over their hands into the specimen bottle. This causes the sample to show up as OK. She said, no problem. After you leave she makes a note on the form before it goes to the lab with anything that is out of the ordinary. She does not tell you anything. Like the guy that was in the day before that showed up as John Doe but signed his name Davey Jones. He obviously had a fake license and signed his real name instead of the person he was taking the test for. She wrote that down after he left.
These results go back to the employer and then it's up to the boss to take action. Blood test and hair tests can be done if they contaminate the sample. The boss can also escort the person to the test if the person is using another person to take the test. The boss can also go in the room and watch the person pee. It's up to the boss to verify a good test.
It was interesting.
Asked about eating a poppie muffin for breakfast and she said it would have showed up BIG TIME!!!
Has anyone gone through the new New Mexico permit process on the web? What a pain in the azz. It doesn't work and my guess is that the phone lines are being crammed with help calls. They also have banned all of Verizon IP addresses for one of the features. DUH
Got my Canadian carrier code and ordered my PAPS and PARS stickers so I should be all set for heading over the border into Molson land.
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