I may have joined this thread late on; but it looks as though I have missed absolutely...
NOTHING

How true! I,ve just logged on to check on the progress of this thread and you know what?
Nothing ,no new developments at all... :lol:

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:?:

Hey, that's a great portrait of... Oh Damn I forget that guys name. You know, the guy in Washington!!! :P :P :P

Doc...I want you to know,
...just between you and me.

I respect Nothing
and I've always cared about Nothing.http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...0/70/tease.gif

I guess I'll jump in and contribute to the Nothingness of this thread

There is a whole lot of nothing here.

:? "This election, vote for Nothing....because Nothing is really going to change things!" 8)

Three cheers for nothing! hip hip hooray..hip hip hooray..hip hip hooray :wink:

STILL NOTHING...or NOTHING STILL
(all depending on which side of the camera you are on) :shock:
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...c-c-can you see what is behind me??? (whimper)
It's cold and dark and s-s-sa-sa-soooo STILL. :shock:

Nothing ever hurt anybody right?
But you can,t live on nothing
So eating nothing would kill ya?
So how could nothing ever not hurt anybody?
Lets declare war on nothing.... yeah..
Lets start a war bout nothing......
:twisted:

:lol: Sorry...you can't...because that would be doing Something.
Unless your troops do Nothing. :?

Ofcourse, then Nothing would be Accomplished.
Again...that would be something.

Anyway...to win this war...you would need an exit strategy.
I suggest do Nothing and choose to be "still" about it....
Then you can not be stopped.

Exactiacaally the strategy I was looking for, Baron Emptiness (get it? barren.. Baron...)
But how shall I order my troops to do nothing when giving instruction constitutes an action on my behalf?
In fact, my submitting the question was indeed an action and I ought to shot on sight.
But who could pull the trigger?
Certainly not you my good friend as your commitment to nothing knows no bounds. :wink:
Abject nothingness reigns supreme
And so it is that I must perish in a land of nothing :cry:

Take solace in knowing one can not really say they have nothing. First be grateful we are talking about Nothing, and not Zero.

There is an infinite amount of Something between Nothing and Absolute Zero. This will always afford you some leeway. There really is always Something, no matter how minute. Although, there seems to be a finite difference between Zero and Absolute Zero.

Mathematical Zero is a rational number that is used to describe quantities that are Nothing, neither positive nor negative. Unlike its closely related cousin, Infinity, Zero is defined.

When it comes to near zero....this is treated differently in math. This is called a limit. It is the result when x approches 0, as opposed to x = 0.

To do Nothing...and still have Nothing come of it...you have some contingency. In the Realm of Nothingness....Nothing is Impossible, yet Nothing is Certain. It is like slamming a revolving door. :P

Slamming a revolving door?
By Jove!
You,ve reached the same conclusion as I have.
Quick, ask Nomad to hold my head in place and Slim to slam the door!
Now there,s a solution to all my problems...
And my best mate don,t have to do nothing to help
Absolutely nothing hee hee hee :lol:

WELLLLL...that's using your HEAD!! :lol:
Nothing amazes me. :)

I,m just an all or nothing kinda guy...
And right now, I got jack-sh*t, squat, diddley-i-poh
Nothing :lol:

I have Nothing to complain about too! :P
...and tomorrow will be Nothing New!

We gotta do it Bro....Form a company, unleash our combined talents on the unsuspecting world.....
Nothing Inc.
We,ll sell?
We,ll buy?
We,ll manufacture?
We,ll ... we,ll
Oh Bugger... lets just do nothing :wink:

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It just occured to me.... :?
"I started out in Trucking with NOTHING!....and I still have most of it left"..

:? I'm just curious.
Is anyone stopping by here...because
they don't want to miss NOTHIN'? :)

But wait there is still more NOTHING as Sherlock Holmes investigates the case of the......
Disappearing POSTS OF THE BEWILDERED Poster.

More yet to come!!!

:? Whilts Sherlock and Doc formulate the intricasies of their case...

let me while away about Nothing in particular.

I speculate one of the formulas necessary for them to solve the mystery is the vapor thin special relationship nothing and infinity share. This eluded Man for centuries as it's vary nature so transparent and yet when held up to scrutiny is very clear.

X / O = infinity
where X > O
also the derivative of an interger = O

so what more can be said? .....come on.....starts with an ...N....

Nope, gotta admit; Nothing springs to mind..... :wink:

The DISAPPEARING POST is still in production!! Just as soon as Sherlock gets back from Haiti.....


How 'bout that page 24!!!!!!!!!

24.133

Doctor Who,
this may be Nothing....but CAD had me go over and clean the Profile rm. the other day...and I found this strip of words stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Looks like your handwritting.

Actually...I tossed it out, but after I emptied the trash can it was stuck to the can. I tossed it again, but it was windy and when I got home, it was stuck to the back of my shirt. :evil:
Anyway..here..I'm sticking it to this post here for you.

The DISAPPEARING POST is still in production!!

..sorry about all the stains...Jeff used alot of gum, WD-40, duct tape...and some sort of grease in there. I hope that's grease :oops:

:roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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HOLY GROUND!!! 8)

Batman, what now???

Yes, what now indeed you caped ..........

He said,"nothing" :P

And Nothing from Nothing leaves .............?



O nevermind - it was nothing important anyway

This just in....

Sergeant Ruffin Reddy of the Podunk CBI has stated that NOTHING is in for a rude awakening when it gets back from where ever it went to!!!

nothing here, nothing there, nothing ever going be there but atleast that is something

:lol:

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http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif roadhog, nothing beats that!

Thought I would bring this back to the front since Tis the season...

A Christmas NOTHING tale with apologies to Mr. Dickens!!!

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times......

Deep in his dimmly lit cave of an office, Ebeneezer Dispatcher sat at his cluttered desk concocting ways to keep the firms beleaguered drivers out over the Christmas holiday, with phone receiver in one hand the, dreaded, red pen in the other and with a sinister growl "I'll show these fools, Christmas Bah Hum something or other!" As he scribbled in loads for delivery on the most joyous day on the calender!

One by one the drivers were given the bad news and if one ever so much as complained, well that person was doomed to sit at a Flying J for almost an eternity(which for some is more than 8 hours)!
_________________

...Just as Ebeneezer thought he had finished his dirty deed a name jumped out off the page like a flashing neon sign... Cobb Ratchet.. Ebeneezer scowled, spat in disgust and grumbled. "I'll make your merry very unmerry Mr. Ratchet!"
With fingers, much like sledge hammers, pounding the keyboard the evil old **** sent the hapless Ratchet the Qual-Comm from Hell, noon delivery Christmas Day to the Hunts Point Market in the South Bronx.

The Qual-Comm beeped in the ragged Freightliner our hero was driving, as Cobb looked at the screen his smile turned to a frown as he threw the screen to the floor. His hopes for a holiday off were crushed beyond recognition as the lyrics to an old holiday classic danced in his head "I'll be home for Christmas"
Ratchet knew it was useless to argue and or protest swallowed his pride and drove on to the appointed pick up point.

Meanwhile, satisfied with a job evily done Ebeneezer hobbled off to his travel trailer parked behind the main office. This home on wheels was nothing short of a rat nest with minimal electricity, running water or, many other creature comforts.
Ebeneezer sat down to his usual dinner, cold pizza(bet you thought it was Gruel) and flat Pepsi. After his dinner the evil old **** drifted off to sleep only to be rudely awakened by a slap in the head.

Jumping from the chair Ebeneezer found himself facing a person, dressed somewhat like Captain Jack Sparrow with an after glow....