How Will You Vote?
 

Written by To The Point News Friday, 22 August 2008

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, they'll come over here, and I don't want to have any guns in the house to shoot them with.

(I'm so Democrat that I have a big sign on the door of my house: There are no guns in this home! That, I am quite sure, will deter criminals. I think all Democrats should be required to display this sign on their home.)

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I really wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican.


Please note: I did NOT write this, I just found it amusing.

People tell me I have conservative views so I guess I'm gonna say I'm a Republican but remember it's congress who controls the laws and regulations not the President! :wink: But if you really want to know who I'm voting for it's McCain!

*sigh* Sadly, I found that to be pretty funny...

I'll agree it was pretty funny but at the same time true!

That was the "sad" part!!

Which one do you find the 'saddest'?

This is so funny because the best comedy is steeped in reality.

This is exactly what the left consists of nowadays.

This part:

That one and this one:

I found them all pretty "sad".
As I read it, I just chuckled...and kept saying to myself...How true!!!.
The funniest...though...
"I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse."

PALIN all the way. (and whoever that guy is, that shes running with.)