Syncrosonix
 

You had to mention Fort Stockton, didn't you. Guess where I'm going this weekend.....?!?! You have three guesses (and the first two don't count).

Can I blame you...since you mentioned it? LOL I am not fond of Ft. Stockton. Dalton's (he's my 17-month old) great-grandfather, Gratty, lives in Ft. Stocktkon. Gratty is really sick and he is about to pass and he wants to see the great-grandkids.

So, I guess I can't REALLY blame you...but I haven't been there in a long time...and I probably won't be there again for a long time!!

haha......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH, that's great........and a bit sad at the same time. c'mon now, that town was home to an ex-football player who died a couple months ago due to a drug overdose. i hope to neverrrrrr have to spend another 34hrs in a piss poor town like that ever again.

have fun!

i won't be since i'll likely be here in salt lake shitty all labor day weekend long. maybe i'll seek out some mormon girl to corrupt. :twisted:

andandandandAND, i have yet another topic dedicated to me. man, i am on a roll, a RICK ROLL! :rock:

Dude...all hell broke loose between me and Midland today...I love my SIL's but the estranged jacked-up hubby and his f@#%tarded mom and dad...he can kiss my spanked azz...my SIL is coming to get the kids for the weekend and I'm gonna drown my sorrows here...in Lubbock! So, I got out of going to Ft. Stockton!! What luck! Speaking of luck...

Good luck finding a nice little mormon girl...my first ex-hubby was a mormon (or should I say, a jack-mormon...he was more corrupt than I had ever thought about being!!)

Bel, you dance like a white boy!! Come to Texas...I'll teach you how to pop, lock and drop it!!

WHEEE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHBwDYyyGxs

Here's the plan...
Meet me over yonder, okay? Don't play
I'll bring the whoop whoop, You bring the cookbook



And I don't think the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sings THAT tune....

let me see the tootsee roll!

It rolls old school....more bounce to the ounce.....

V! Here is that song I was telling you about (Morris Day and the Time...The Walk) ...If you try to cop a dip, you trip, slip, and fall...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysl51faf1-Q

I love it...the buffering is funky on this link...but I didn't have a lot of options.

I was listening to it and it made me think of you:

Who? Me? I wear baggies, zip, snap, and drop.
Easy access baby. Yes, before you get a chance to holler "Stop!"
Besides, Rollo likes his freedom.
Ain't nothin' like a fresh pair of baggies.

I know that's right...

You two need to get a room already. :P

How can you tell? I can't understand a f'ing thing they are saying..... :shock:

Hey Syncronsonix I'm younger than you so I got alot more energy than you do! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm sure she rather be with someone with lots of energy! :wink: :P I'm just razzing ya!

purrrrrrr....purrrrrrrrrr

But...the lovin' is SOOOO much better than the hatin'

Rusty you dumb F***. You putta youris hand on da hip and den use dip. Mo Fo

Doesn't anyone know how to do the swing anymore!!!

Do the swing? http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...rd/Mutanim.gif
Are you a swinger? giggle

lol...no way but it does sound like fun!

No, the East Coast swing, the West Coast swing, Foxtrot, Waltz, Cha Cha. I can do them all.

I'll tell ya, best money I ever spent. Go to a club and you never have a lack of willing dance partners.

Me, too......................................


http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n...rd/Moose-1.jpg

If you two have an internet CAD romance that you live out on the board.

What would you prefer to have it called?

The Bold and The Big Riggers

Freightliner Hospital

The Young and The Rest stops.

All My Children's Daddies or

As the 18 Wheels Turn.

As The 18 Wheels Turn :D Now that would be a cool program! :lol:

I'm thinking... "The Young and the Rest Stops"

Beauty and the Beast......

I'm thinking "GET A ROOM"

What do you mean, "if"?

I pressume nothing. That's what I mean.
Looks like harmless teasing which I find adorable, though I realize others are throwing up in their mouths. Tough Chit.
I don't think either party is married. Young lust is funny to watch and frankly hard to make up. They both seem to have a good sense of humor and similar tastes.

Please carry on. Phuk the haters . :twisted: 8)

And when you break it off by all means post your dirty undies equally entertaining.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Apology threads are a requirement.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I guess 'ever again' is equal to about a week. :wink:

Is there some specific reason you're pooping on the thread, RD? :roll:

I am and have been separated for quite a while. Anyone that needs to know that knows already...

She said to call her on it, so I did. :lol:

I need pics.

The Bold and The Big Riggers

that sounds pretty good.

Freightliner Hospital

sounds a bit cheap.

The Young and The Rest stops.

that's a bit trashy.

All My Children's Daddies or

sounds like something that belongs on maury povich.

As the 18 Wheels Turn

we've got a winner!

Pathetic.

I wasn't being sarcastic but serious. I didn't use any coarse jesting or innuendo sexual or otherwise. But I'm glad you are not too busy to babysit me.

It's really too bad when you can't just be happy for another person's happiness.

Yeah it is pathetic when someone sticks their nose in your business isn't it?

Ladies and Gentlemen, can I have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and terrifying news story. I need you to stop what you are doing and listen......




CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!





(seriously, RD - it's the friggin internet. Lighten up.)