How old are you
 

younger than fredog
older than Fredog
same age as Fredog
How old is Fredog
Who is Fredog?

Re: How old are you
 

I "THINK" we're about the same age, but today.... I feel older than DIRT!

But, not as old as my father (a minister) who has solid white/silver hair. One Sunday, he was honored by the church for his 75th? birthday... and afterwards, a little boy from the Children's Church came up to him and innocently asked, "Did YOU know MOSES??"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How old are you
 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since I know you have a teenage son, I am must be young than Fredog and definitely younger than Hobo. :wink:

As for ''who is Fredog?" Do we really want to know..... :shock:

And since my boys are older than mommee's kids and younger than Fredog but I'm older than Fredog, younger than Moses but may be the same age as Hobo that makes my mommee younger than me? Something wrong with that?

This mommee is probably younger than you. I don't know about your mommy. Hey, since when did I become your mommee.

But I think Fredog is older than Hobo, so he is younger than you-Steve.He is between Steve Booth and Hobo.

You all following me so far? :wink:

I'm too confused now. I think I'll go watch Easy Rider for the millionth time instead.

best idea I heard all day

I'm one of the oldsters here.
That's why I'm not hitting on yer dotters, and continue relentlessly begging for your wife's hott single friends. :D

Now that Jessica Alba is having a baby, and refusing to acknowledge my claims of being the father
...I am hoping desperately Celine Dion will dump her husband for a younger man
...namely me...or at least lift the restraining order against me. :?

I'm still holding out for Peggy Flemming.

Fredog-you started this.

I think I just threw up a little.

you're welcome :D

:? Since its too late for me to take Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz,
Elizabeth Hurley, and Kate Hudson ALL to Hawaii for a New Year's hot tub party....

I'm just posting here to meet chix. :P

okay - so how old are you? after all that confusion :wink:

Sorry, Hoggie..... even CHIX know that any man who would "settle" for Celine Dion is "TOO NEEDY!" :shock: :lol:

I can GUARANTEE that I've gone longer without .... um.... attention, than YOU have.... and "I" would rather go to my grave as a MONK than to settle for HER! :shock:

YOU are ONE sick animal!!!! :wink:

I hear Britney and Lindsey may be available. (at least for a couple hours)

From YOUR lips to the JUDGE'S ears!! I THINK I am NEXT on their "to call" list! And as luck would have it.... I'm home for a day or two... so I just MIGHT have a few moments of my LIFE to spare them! :wink:

Now.... WHERE did I put my Coke?? :roll:

? What? Huh? :shock:
Hobo...are you serious?
Look, Celine is no super model, but she is a natural beauty, with a
unique look. She also LIKES old men! ...:D...DUDE...THAT ALONE
gives her points!! :lol:

She is also the finest song Bird on the Planet!
selling over 200 million albums.
Here is Celine just a couple months ago. Watch and listen.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mup1Wj7i-h4

In this clip she does a song I have really loved since I heard
Ann Wilson of Heart sing it, back in the 70's. You must remember the
Wilson sisters! I'd still run up to Ann on all fours. She is chubby
now, but a weekend with me...and... :twisted:

This also is very recent, as this song is featured on her new album
Taking Chances.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_GoY1iLXG7U&feature=related

Back to the topic
 

How old am I?

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...lin/mylife.jpg

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That sounds like a trap.
We may look stupid...but... :lol:

Not a trap...The chart explains it to a point.

I am older than I look and younger than I feel.

How's that for an answer? 8)

Fredog just said in another thread I must be really old cuz I saw Duel in the theater. It wasn't that long ago, I remember it. :wink:

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Well...since I can't "hear" your post...
and you can't "see" me...I'll take a chance and say...

you are CofCOFortyCOFmmbltfCOF. 8)

very close...

NO.... she may be the song bird with the finest MARKETING agency! But, I've heard MUCH better voices! :roll:

And she looks like a malnourished Bulldog on a CARTOON body! Ugh!

She MAY pass for a "beauty" up there in the Frozen North where YOU "hunt," but she wouldn't get a free "swizzle stick" down HERE! (or OTHER places I've been!)

Oh.... I don't suppose I'd kick her out of bed! But, she is DEFINITELY a "one bagger" at LEAST!

I don't usually listen to her songs, but I heard her recently on Larry King's Christmas special (or something,) and I wanted to suggest a good specialist for an ADENOIDECTOMY!! :shock: :lol:

Looks like she's tried REAL hard to lose alot of weight, but somehow, it STAYED on her NOSE! Reba McEntire has sold millions of records as well, but SHE looks like a candidate for Minnie Mouse!

I've seen pics of SEVERAL Canadian Truckers (women of course) on this board, who put CELINE to shame! You need to raise your standards a bit!

Oopps!! I forgot..... you don't HAVE any, do you?! :lol: [and you call YOOPR a slut!] :lol: :lol:

Man.... you need to get out of the cabin more!! :lol:

yes, not that long ago.. 1971 that's only 37 years

Yeah but I still remember it. There are things I don't remember anymore. :oops:

Sorry maybe I am confused. thanks God I am sober But I agree with RoadHog. Wait that felt wrong to type, hang on , Nope not wrong.


Celine Dion is beautiful and I wish I could look like her. :oops:

TW oh Thirty

whenever I hear the name Celine Dion; I just can't help but remember New Orleans after the flood with the cameras on all the Looters stealing from the
Stores and Celine saying: " "Let dem touch dose things!, they've never touched nice things before in their lives"

And just couldn't help thinking---what if She was
there without bodyguards----they'd be Gang Banging her like a NICE thing---wonder if she'd felt the same way in that case?"

Why degrade yourself in such a way, TW?? I BET that if you asked your husband WHICH he would prefer..... he'd pick YOU! :lol:

I know "I" would!! (unless, of course, you have a fat azz!!) :lol:

Hey Hobo-

you keep mentioning this fat butt thing. Maybe you secretly love women with fat butts. Come on admit it-you love fat butts. :lol: Just get it out in the open.

Trukrswyfe-you are a lot prettier than Celine.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Queen.... "Fat bottomed girls make the Rockin' World go 'round!"

Of course, that's because women WITHOUT fat butts, think they are too GOOD for us "average" guys! Therefore.... We ALL go home alone! :cry: :cry:

Of course, I don't ALWAYS go home alone! :wink:

mommee said:
Slam Dunked you golf!! :P

mommee knows best :!: :!:

Ahh, so I finally found the right thread/board in which to do that?

I don't think I'm too good for "the average guy". I married one. :lol:

Honestly, I didn't think you always went home alone. Everyone gets lucky sooner or later. :wink:

You're absolutely RIGHT! Sometimes I get desperate! Sometimes, I just feel like being BENEVOLENT!

Either way...... SOME nights, even the girls with FAT BUTTS get LUCKY!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ Slam dunk THAT.... DREW!! ] :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not with THAT avatar!! :roll: :P :lol:

I think the thread you are looking for is over in the Women's Forum! But, change your clothes first! I only heard one or two of them mention that they liked GEEKS!! :shock: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ya, just go over to the womans forum and suggest that they all watch Sleepless in Seattle like you did. Don't forget to mention that your eyes watered up many times.

Do like I do. Put them on the Jack Daniel's diet. It WORKS! One night I drank almost 200 pounds off one gal I met. :lol: :P