:? When I hit on lovely women and they end up leaving the party with Sean Connery, it really steams my beans.

But I can't lower my standards to include women who are downright frightening, or so homely that I have to check their DNA to ensure they're human. :sad:

Dumbest movie I've ever seen.

Jose Quervo works too!

Next time you're at a party with Sean Connery, call me please! :wink:

It had Meg Ryan in it!
I whimpered, cried, salivated, and bit my fist often.
I gave that movie... 3 thumbs up.
and it could have had Chinese subtitles for all I care.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...M-E-G ...R-Y-A-N...
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ling_homer.gif

Nice girl, but not my type! BTW neither is Tom Hanks....EEEWWW!

How many gallons did you drink that night ? :shock:

I just think whomever changed the topic of this thread to wimmin, must be
sheer genius that...

knowing, long as it is out there in print, uber-babes like Kate Beckinsale might see it, and fall adoringly into your arms.

Ooop's hang on... I have a few more PM's.... gotta go...
BTW... I think mommee is really Jenny McCarthy. :wink: ...just sayin'.

Um.... that would be YOU, Hoggie! But, you KNEW that, right? :wink:

I think, to date, you have changed the topic of EVERY thread to "Wimmin'" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not that I'm complaining!! The "visual aids" have been a real boon to my (A)sexual life!! :wink:

All I really know is, if I was granted three wishes right now...

I'd wish I could slap my boss's wife into a corner and have my way with her.

...but if nothing else, I wish my boss's wife would walk around the office naked, so I'd know when she has a stick up her b**t.

My third wish would be, I wish Alicia Silverstone was my personal groomer.

...and if I got a "kicker wish"...
I'd wish I could be Celine Dion's new vocal instructor. She has an amazing 5- octave range. But I think I could teach her some new lows. :?

I think I'm younger than Fredog.

I know I'm a lot more immature... http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/04.gif ... :?

That's why I get to say things like...
I'd bang Lindsay Lohan like a screen door in a wind storm. :oops:

I'm younger than roadhog, maybe a tad more mature. :wink:

Definitely older than Banditscousin, although I may look about his age. And I'm definitely more beautiful. 8)

Maybe roadhog and fredog are close in age?

Hear hear Reb...Older than I look...definitely younger than I feel!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: 'Specially these days!

28, which is about 62 years younger than Fredog. :wink:

I've always like her legs...and I'm a pure "Tush" guy!! But Dude..I do believe the chick playin the Cello behing her might just be hot!

But whut do I know...I just had 3 margaritas.


Or was that 3 Margarets???

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2.../dancenana.gif

Sorry Fred but But I just had to

Anne Hathaway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5_gtIj7L84

little camio by Heidie Clume

yeah, I doubt he'd see the attraction. :lol: :lol: :?

...but Anne has the most kissable lips. :cool:

No one beats Freddie Mercury at that song, and I've heard too many try.
Also, hard to copy Brian May. I still try myself, so I'm no better than any other poser. :D

Who want to see Freddie RIP move like that. Sorry she has it all..looks a voice and moves. Not to mention funny. I love Ella Enchanted so cute.

Well Freddy boy,

If you liked that one... Watch ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iaYFN5eERA


some how I don't think the hijack is going to be disappointing :D

I'm mad at her. ..she promised Stern she would go on his show as soon as American Idol was over and then when it was over, she said she wanted nothing to do with it. She is still a babe though..

AMEN..http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...nd10/thumb.gif
...but that song was too sickening sweet.
Typical PopTart lypsyncin' commercial garbage.

I liked it better with the volume off. :lol:

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/1-1.gif

BTW...Fredog...I just figured out TW was referring you as Fred.

That's why I said "I doubt he'd see the attraction."

I thought she was talking about "Freddy Mercury."

Mercury was a serious flamer, and would not find Anne Hathaway desirable. :lol:


...are we okay now? Glad I was out of fist range. :P

:lol: :lol: Oh Lord. I'm about to bust a gut.
Well, Ole Freddy was a hamburgler. :P
Aside from him being a pickle smoker, he sang for Queen. That aughta tell ya somethin. :P :? :lol:

I forgot to mention.
:lol:
I think, Freddy Mercury was good friends with the Village People. :P :?

well, I took it as you were saying I was too old to be attracted, but what you said made since, I think Freddy would rather meet her brother :D
anyway, we are okay. I got a thick skin ( and a thick head to match)

So far Freddy boy I don't hear you complaining so,

I'm not finished :wink: :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpX97eg-W-k

TW

I just like the sound of this... not the words


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTfyjRXZTEo

This is how you remind me..... :P :P :P


Are we having fun Yet?????? YEAH YEAH

All time fav

WOOwow

Ram Jam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnD...eature=related


These guys rock, you know thats no lie.

Fred you might want to stop me sometime soon. Don't worry I don't mind a warning :wink: :wink:

this is funny too!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO4PJCtgX5k&NR=1

Turn 18 July 14th but July 15th is the day I'll be a CDL holder.

WOOwow

Ram Jam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnD...eature=related


my son taught himself how to play that on the guitar, I was pretty impressed..


I love this, I send it to my Man when he is coming down the hill. Great traveling music. Get's the blood pumping.

So I don't hear you complaining I'm going to take that as you LIKE it!!!

TW :P 8)

I think it is breaking the rules though. Funny how breaking the rules is so much Damn Fun, :twisted:

Forgiven???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVeAGaO27I :wink: :wink:


More more more.....

just keep posting away, you wont hear me complain. my son is trying to teach me guitar, with very little success. but its fun to make noise anyway.

Fredog-

Just play Guitar Hero. That's what I do at my mom/grandma's house. My daughter helps me play too. It's like playing guitar, but not. My cousin is 16 so that how I get to play video games again.

yea, I got him that game for Christmas, he has already beat every level..

There are always Guitar Hero II and III. I'm working on III, trying on medium. I'm so bad at it, but it's fun. :wink: :wink: :lol:

I would love to try a WWii game.