Hoggie said:

How your "mommy" got STUCK with YOU! :shock: :lol:

My Momme called me Slim cause she couldn't spell Ahhhhhhh!

I just wonder if insects will one day rise against us.
I like to aim at bugs when I pee.

Have you ever heard a Bee laughing after he stings you?
I think Flies like to land on fresh poo, then go land on a persons lips next.
I often believe the bugs on my windshield, didn't expect the windshield, by the angry look on their face.

I wonder if squirel's realy do clape hands together after making a car crash?

What if we all where some kids toy? :?

And what if that kid's name was God? :wink:

Well...before they came out with sex toy's...I use to feel insulted when I was called a dick. :?



I wonder if people can still hear you...(if you close something in parentheses?)

I was just trying to have another random thought, but my mind kept wandering. :?

i randomly thought we should have a thread just for oneliner insults

A true Master of Random Thought....

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That Was Great!!
:D