Is a dog a wuss for wearing a sweater?
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#21
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Get him a Bomber Jacket...Originally Posted by Snowman7
LOL! My freakin dog wont go outside if its cold, snowing or even raining. He will "hold it" all day. He's a dobie so he has very short hair. I think he gets cold easy. Another trait of a dobe is they are known as "the velcro breed". Meaning they stick close by your side so even when its nice outside he still wants to be where I am so he wont stay out long unless I am out too. I'm thinking about getting him a sweater or jacket but do you they that looks kinda "gay" or "wussy"!:lol:
Black Bomber Jacket
Or better yet...
Camo Jumpsuit
#22
If GOD wanted dogs to wear sweaters..... he'd have ISSUED them one! 
I suppose now that you've given him a sweater, he's good to go for a local wussy job! :rofl:
You put that sweater on that majestic dog and all the other dogs in the neighborhood will treat him like Peter Billingsley!!! Why don't you get him a hat with ear flaps while you're at it?! :hellno:
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I suppose now that you've given him a sweater, he's good to go for a local wussy job! :rofl:
You put that sweater on that majestic dog and all the other dogs in the neighborhood will treat him like Peter Billingsley!!! Why don't you get him a hat with ear flaps while you're at it?! :hellno:
:lol2::lol2::lol2:
#23
Rev.Vassago , 02-02-2009 10:33 AM
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If GOD wanted you to wear clothes, he would have issued you some.Originally Posted by golfhobo
If GOD wanted dogs to wear sweaters..... he'd have ISSUED them one!
Make sure you get some running practice in to avoid the police.
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BIG JEEP on 44's , 02-02-2009 01:56 PM
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Make sure you get some running practice in to avoid the police.
Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago
If GOD wanted you to wear clothes, he would have issued you some.Make sure you get some running practice in to avoid the police.
All I can picture is a driver with a shiner from getting hit by his bouncing man boob when running .
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wanderingson , 02-02-2009 03:35 PM
This has to be one of the dumbest topics on here yet. :lol: Just sayin. Most dogs have more courage and guts than their human counterparts.
#26
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Apparently, you're much more familiar with the condition than I. Originally Posted by BIG JEEP on 44's
All I can picture is a driver with a shiner from getting hit by his bouncing man boob when running .
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BIG JEEP on 44's , 02-02-2009 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by golfhobo
Apparently, you're much more familiar with the condition than I.
Nope , sorry no personal man boob-age experience , But I can flex my chest muscles making them go up an down ,but no boob-age... Man Boob-age is only aquired by those who fequent line 5 (IE=YOU) .
#28
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Originally Posted by golfhobo
Apparently, you're much more familiar with the condition than I.
George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...
Jerry: But...
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold...
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete
misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?
George: What if she discusses it with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Women aren't like us.
George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about
everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?
Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think
women know about shrinkage.
George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down
the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.:moon::lol:
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BIG JEEP on 44's , 02-04-2009 08:21 AM
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George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...
Jerry: But...
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold...
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete
misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?
George: What if she discusses it with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Women aren't like us.
George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about
everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?
Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think
women know about shrinkage.
George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down
the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.:moon::lol:
Originally Posted by belpre122
George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...
Jerry: But...
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold...
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete
misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?
George: What if she discusses it with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Women aren't like us.
George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about
everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?
Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think
women know about shrinkage.
George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down
the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.:moon::lol:
That episode was hilarious .
