Lot Lizzard Solution!!!

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MY SOLUTION FOR LOT LIZARDS
WHEN I GET THE SATISFACTION OF JOINING THE OTHER LADIES ON THE ROAD, I AM GOING TO THE POUND AND ADOPT THE BIGGEST HOUND DOG THERE. NOW THAT I'VE SAID THAT I WANT TO SAY HI TO EVERYONE. I JUST FOUND THIS PLACE TODAY. I HOPEFULLY WILL GO TO TRUCK DRIVING SCHOOL THIS YEAR. I'M WAITING FOR A WAIVER FOR MY RIGHT EYE. I WILL ONLY GET TO DRIVE IN INDIANA, BUT I DON'T CARE . I HAVE WANTED TO DO THIS SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. I COULDN'T DO IT UNTIL NOW BECAUSE OF THE ABUSIVE, CONTROLLING MEN I MARRIED. I HAVE A HUSBAND NOW WHO COMPLETELY SUPPORTS MY DREAM. YOU LADIES ALL BE CAREFUL, HAVE A SAFE TRIP AND GOD BLESS ALL TRUCKERS
Welcome..please use lower case. You are screaming at us... :lol:
I have to admit it. If they looked good enough we might do business. If she looked good and I didn't what kind of man would that make me?
Please forgive me
I am sorry everyone. I am computer stupid and did not know I was yelling. I hope you can forgive me. I promise to try not to offend next time. Thanks for telling me and again I am sorry for yelling. ops: :nervous:
I dont mind them so much. I dont partake in their services as I am happily married. I have had a few ask to use my radio or to come in and warm up. I usually let them and chat a bit about things, its nice company sometimes. I just ignore them if I am in the sleeper.
I once has one say she was starving to death and just wanted food, I bought her dinner and we chatted, it was nice. She asked me a few times if I was sure she couldnt do some commercial for me to repay, I really got a kick out of that, she called it doing commercial.
They are people too and prostitution has not always been shunned, it is the worlds oldest profession.
Some are just nice people trying to earn some coin the easiest way they can.
Quote: I dont mind them so much. I dont partake in their services as I am happily married. I have had a few ask to use my radio or to come in and warm up. I usually let them and chat a bit about things, its nice company sometimes. I just ignore them if I am in the sleeper.
I once has one say she was starving to death and just wanted food, I bought her dinner and we chatted, it was nice. She asked me a few times if I was sure she couldnt do some commercial for me to repay, I really got a kick out of that, she called it doing commercial.
They are people too and prostitution has not always been shunned, it is the worlds oldest profession.
Some are just nice people trying to earn some coin the easiest way they can.
I knew a driver with about the same story as that one James, not calling you a liar, but he was eventually locked up for allowing an undercover cop dressed as a lizard to so called "climb in to warm up". Society will get you with anything they can dig up on ya, even if it is in a good hearted manner.

And to those asking WHERE are we running into lizards, like they have never seen one anywhere, please fellas, you're selectively blind, or local drivers, because in a three year stretch on the road I saw them in 7 out of 10 truck-stops coast to coast, and were they aren't, you will still have your panhandlers, sob story dollar collectors, and cops posing as all mentioned, trying to make you famous in they're local paper.

All in all, just don't open the door for anyone who doesn't where a badge out there, just too much to loose anymore, when the world is after you.

(Not paranoid, just careful)

~Outlaw~/.
Just the other week, I was approached. When she knocked on my sleeper and I stuck my head out, I told her that " I DO NOT CHEAT ON MY WIFE". As I was rolling the window back up, she got a smile on her face and said: "I WANT YOU." I went back to bed.

I'm not sure what time it was, but I suddenly realized I had company. Any idea just how hard it is to get a half-naked girl out of your truck???

I've now fixed my door lock. It won't happen again.
I'll be glad when I get hired..I'll go for a little parking lot action. :lol: :lol:
Re: Lot Lizzard Solution!!!
Quote: How do you guys keep the lot lizzards from beating your door down when you are trying to get a good night sleep? I can't find a solution.. ops:
Just post a picture of yourself in the window! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry, just kidding! If yours won't do the job, I'll send you one of ME!! GUARANTEED to work!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
or a picture of me
just after I get out of bed while I am having a migraine, my back and jaw are killing me and I am having a massive asthma/allergy attack should work.
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