Why The Load Was Late

[Truck Drivers United]

Traffic was backed up due to an accident….
but the load had to deliver on time, and I’m a professional, so I didn’t stop to watch but kept going.

When I go to the accident there were two women standing next to their cars arguing about who was at fault…
but the load had to deliver on time, and I’m a professional, so I didn’t stop to watch but kept going.

The two women started arguing and fighting and ended up tearing each other’s clothes off…
but the load had to deliver on time, and I’m a professional, so I didn’t stop to watch but kept going.

Both women were naked by the time I got to the accident site…
but the load had to deliver on time, and I’m a professional, so I didn’t stop to watch but kept going.

Then the two women apologized to one another and started making up…
THAT’S WHEN I STOPPED TO WATCH!!!!

Note: Feel free to use this excuse at any time… just make sure your dispatcher has a good sense of humor!

[Outta here]