11th Husband

[Trukrswyfe]

Not sure if this is old or not.


A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding
night, she told her new husband,

"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if
you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative; he
kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband 2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband 3 was from Field Services; he said
everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up."

"Husband 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he
knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would
be able to deliver."

"Husband 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic
process but wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."

"Husband 6 was from Administration; he thought he
knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband 8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did
was talk about it."

"Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...
God, I miss him!"

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with IRS....This time I KNOW
I'm gonna get screwed."

[RebelDarlin]

"Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...
God, I miss him!"

Why did she divorce the 10th husband???? :? :? :? :? :?

[Jackrabbit379]

I dont get it, but it's funny.

[Trukrswyfe]

Just in case it was a serious question I think he still needs to hit the high notes.

[RebelDarlin]

Just in case it was a serious question I think he still needs to hit the high notes.

:?: :?: :?:

[Collard Greens]

He licks it before he sticks it.

[RebelDarlin]

Thanks CG. I guess not everyone is old enough to remember we used to have to LICK stamps.




I still think I would have kept Husband # 10!