I'll get my hat
Some kinda hunting...
An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the
sunrise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens." Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chickenwire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the bo y comes walking by and to the old man's
surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickenscaught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he
sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old
man'samazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying whatlooks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
Boy says "It's a p***y willow."
Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat....
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