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Old 01-05-2007, 02:49 AM
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Well since Roadhog has become distracted I sneak in and grab the prize.
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:14 AM
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Everyone should know, I am the prize! Now let the games begin, not everyone at once.
If TL is the prize, :sad: then I QUIT!!!!
Nope, you just won!!!!
YIKES......... :nervous:
Maybe the game should be, git rid of TL! Give him to your best friend or your worst enemy.
now normally I would be all for that.....HOWEVER, since you are a fellow Texan, I'll grant a reprieve..... :P
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Old 01-05-2007, 04:47 AM
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Well since Roadhog has become distracted I sneak in and grab the prize.

Mack isn't watching where he's going, and run's right into Hog's Biker Chicks.
They smother the young sweetmeat with Grannyhug's and smootches on his cheeks.
Then force him to eat milk and cookies.

Hog pity's da Foo...but...time for this young man to get some schoolin'. :P
Hog stashes the prize in his saddlebags and wheelie's off into the sunset.


heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :arrow:
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Old 01-07-2007, 02:47 AM
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After getting away from Roadhog's Biker Chicks I have a real big buck run out in front of Roadhog and while he is distracted by it I grab the prize and run off.
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:02 AM
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actually i all ready have the prize
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:05 AM
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you might want to look again, you have a "fake", I have the real deal......
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:15 AM
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i was assured that mine was the real deal
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:03 PM
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While Classic and DD are kickin' dirt, pointing, waving their arms and arguing over who has what.....
Hog sets a cooler full of Mad Bee's next to them, with a cold 1/2 a beer on top of the lid.
He snags the prize..........................YOINK
...and takes off lickety-split..... heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ka-Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :arrow:
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:33 PM
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ohhhhh no you dont. I've got the prize now and hid it in the safest place in the world.
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:35 PM
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i consulted my Crystal ball and found it
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:39 PM
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I've got it back again and running for dear life.
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:49 PM
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And while the super truckers are not looking I throw a saddle on my fastest horse whip out my rope and lasso the prize for the rookie....

laughing wildly while galloping off into the sunset saying

"LLLoooooooossseeeerrrrrrsssss!!!"
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:51 PM
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i some screaming in on my harley and steal it away again
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:52 PM
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but the horse comes up lame and throw you off and i snatch it away
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Old 01-07-2007, 11:57 PM
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I was ready and waiting for you, up the trail...and I distract you with Pamela.



While you drop into a coma...I take the prize...and Pamela...and trot off.

HeHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:09 AM
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I get the prize back and put in the bed with me, then go to sleep
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:10 AM
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but while you are holding pamela , i mean helping pamelas chest up the mountain I have my trained falcon swoop down on the prize and grasp it with his claws and being the well trained bird that he is he flys the wrong way so i take out my 7mm-08 and shoot the Ba$__d . thats what i get for buying him at the flea market. snatching up the prize and climbing higher...the rookie will prevail!
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:28 AM
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your bird dropped the prize right back in my hands as he fell to the ground
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:35 AM
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But while classicxl is busy catching the prize he forgets to hold onto the handlebars

he then hits the one and only lightpost on the side of the mountain for miles

shedevil is laughing so hard at the scooter antics she falls from her perch on the rocky side of the mountain and lands on the cooler full of bees

as they start their deadly stining assault, she heads for classics xl and kick starts her way to freedom and the prize
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Old 01-08-2007, 12:40 AM
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cruising down the road and finds a shady hotel to catch a few winks before they come looking for the prize again.......til next time it is mine
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