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    Default CORRUPT WISHES

    Here is a new game to try that I found over in another forum. It was doing really well, so here goes.
    This is how it works:

    You must grant the persons wish that was before you, but you have to screw it up in the end. then you must make a wish of your own for the next in line.

    EXAMPLE:


    joeanybody3321: I wish I had a big screen T.V.



    two_ton_trucker18: GRANTED.....but it will only show re-runs of pee wee's playhouse.



    two_ton_trucker18: I wish I had a new car.



    mackbulldog1965: GRANTED....but for some reason you lost the keys and can't take it anywhere.



    and so on and so on.
    You get the drift? I'll go first.




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    I wish I had a cheeseburger

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    Me too :P

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    8)

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    yoopr, I can't stop laughing. 'me too' short and sweet and to the point
    I love my truck
    OOIDA # 4260

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    1) After each post, make a wish you have. It can be anything.
    2) Read the person who's above you's wish, then grant it, but make it have a bad side-affect. If you don't quite understand, I'll post an example.

    "ValuableLimb: I wish all noobs knew how to use grammar and spelling"
    "Dangovich: Your wish is granted, but they still refuse to do it anyway.
    I wish I had a girlfriend."
    ValuableLimb: Your wish has been granted, but she has the beauty equivelent to the wart on my left asscheeck.

    Get it? Its pretty easy to get it rolling. Try to add a logical sense of humor into it. Shall we begin?

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    I wish I could grow a beard...

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    8)

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    shyykatt,i believe he wants you to wish for something after you grant the previous persons wish.
    @DeanAllen2006

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    Oooops! Whata' dummy!Sorry! (better quit while I'm ahead!) :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by shyykatt
    Oooops! Whata' dummy!Sorry! (better quit while I'm ahead!) :wink:
    i have confidence that you can do it, go ahead wish for something.
    @DeanAllen2006

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    8)

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    Granted-but with endless bills to pay


    I wish for a brand new Ferrari
    @DeanAllen2006

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    ok you do but it is mexico,no atm or checks, pesos only.
    I wish I had another wish.


    Two truck drivers and there dispatcher were walking down the street to go to lunch. One of the drivers sees an odd bottle lying in the ditch,picks it up, rubs the dirt off of it and poof,out pops the jenie. He says I usally grant three wishs but since there are 3 of you you each get 1. The first driver says I want to be laying on a tropical beach surrounded by pretty island girls and poof, he's gone. the second driver says, I want a million dollars in the bank and to be on an around the world vacation and poof he's gone. The dispatcher thinks for a minute then says, I want those two back in there trucks after lunch.
    If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

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    granted....but you still don't know what to do with it, so you are stuck in a loop wishing for other wishes.




    I wish I had a king sized bed

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    you got the car but they dropped it of the ship when they unloaded it.

    i wish i knew the what women really want
    If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

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    GRANTED.....But your mind has overloaded and you are now a drooling, brain dead idiot. :shock: :shock: :shock:





    I wish I could breath under water...

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    Granted... But the water is so polluted that you're suffocating




    I wish I could catch Bin Laden and turn in what's left of him.
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    GRANTED! ... But someone else will take the credit.

    I wish I had a million dollar house along the beach.

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    Granted,but the million dollar house will be built on quick sand. :P

    I wish I had a truck that ran on air

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