Originally Posted by RebelDarlin

eHarmony told me they wouldn't even take my money cuz they couldn't match me with anyone. They are the experts you know! I think it was my picture...
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...OlderWomen.jpg

But they sent me these books.
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u..._venus_gif.jpg http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...ex4dummies.jpg

They look like instructions manuals. Unfortunately I never read the instructions unless I eff something up. :oops:

Me...I come with warning labels...

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u.../warning-1.jpghttp://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...rlin/bitch.gif

I think it's the honest part people have trouble with. :wink:

Originally Posted by gmh

I really wish I could have seen those deleted posts :)

Originally Posted by golfhobo

RebelDarlin' said:


So..... what you are saying is..... I wasted ALL those years trying to FIND that little "'hooded sailor," and learning to "shake his hand?" :shock: :lol: :lol:

When you said "hold me" you didn't MEAN IT?? :shock: :lol:

When you said you felt "used," you really WANTED TO FEEL THAT WAY?

In other words..... I could've just gotten my OWN pleasure, and STILL had time to watch the football game?? :shock:

You "girls" are more screwed up than I THOUGHT you were, which is why SOME of you are without a man now! IMHO...... it seems to me that you DESERVE it! :shock: :lol:

Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe

Months ago this statement might have bothered me but I am beginning to understand the elusive Hobo one that loves to..... Make up :lol: !!!!!!! :D

He is trying to be a jerk so he can have all the ladies to himself :P

Originally Posted by golfhobo

IS it working??? :wink:

Let's see, in 3rd grade a boy pulled my pigtail so I knocked his front tooth out. My mom tried to tell me it was because he liked me. WTF???:shock: I still don't understand those games.

Actually.... I was thinking about my EX-girlfriend.... the ONE that I actually loved, who told me I wasn't "sensitive" enough.... so I actually went to THERAPY!!!

If she didn't like you the way you are, she wasn't right for you PERIOD!!!!

Now I find out, I was just "taking myself out of the game!" Becoming more sensitive... and a "nicer guy," while all along you (collective form) women were looking for a REAL man (one who hasn't been sent to therapy) and/or settling for a JERK!

Be true to yourself! A real man knows who he is and doesn't change for anyone. I'm not saying he never compromises on anything, but he doesn't change! It's all about self confidence, NOT ARROGANCE!

Don't you see and understand my frustration???? :lol:

Yes! For years I've had men tell me that they hated needy women, they wanted someone smart and independent, only to have them turn around and marry a stay at home model who cuts their balls off but has more time to take care of them! I'm not in therapy over it!

I didn't mean any of YOU ladies on this forum deserved to be alone. I was railing against womankind in general!! And as usual, I was laughing while typing!

We all get what we deserve. We deserve whatever we are willing to settle for.

I kinda wish I'd seen those deleted posts, too!! I bet the Rebel really gave me both barrells!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not really, pretty much a WTF? kind of thing. Then I almost tried to be understanding since you spent the last week with a former Swift driver. :wink: Thought better and decided to be true to my nature. :twisted:

Originally Posted by RebelDarlin

Let's see, in 3rd grade a boy pulled my pigtail so I knocked his front tooth out. My mom tried to tell me it was because he liked me. WTF???:shock: I still don't understand those games.

:lol: :lol: :lol: You crack me up, Darlin!! Don't take this wrong, but you sound like Ellie Mae on the Hillbillies!! :lol: :lol:

If she didn't like you the way you are, she wasn't right for you PERIOD!!!!

Yeah, I came to that realization, too! But, it was real HARD to let go, because I really DID love her. It was a feeling I had NEVER had, not even in my marriage! :shock:

Be true to yourself! A real man knows who he is and doesn't change for anyone. I'm not saying he never compromises on anything, but he doesn't change! It's all about self confidence, NOT ARROGANCE!

Oh.... I'm quite REAL!!! But, THAT's not working, either!! :lol: :lol:

Yes! For years I've had men tell me that they hated needy women, they wanted someone smart and independent, only to have them turn around and marry a stay at home model who cuts their balls off but has more time to take care of them! I'm not in therapy over it!

Did you read my earlier post on this thread about "MEN LIE!" ?? Men and women are pretty much the SAME in this regard! I've always wondered why something that was SO imperative to the survival of the species had to be the most DIFFICULT of all interpersonal relationships!! :roll:

We all get what we deserve. We deserve whatever we are willing to settle for.

I heard a guy on TV one night say the same thing in a very powerful way... "What we WILL tolerate, we CANNOT change!" Now, I gotta go to MORE therapy!! :lol: :lol:

Not really, pretty much a WTF? kind of thing. Then I almost tried to be understanding since you spent the last week with a former Swift driver. :wink: Thought better and decided to be true to my nature. :twisted:

Wouldn't want you to change a THING for me, Darlin!! Unless of course.... well, you know....... :wink: