Instead of screaming like a little girl the next time your friend says something, just wait until it actually happens ;) Obviously your friend doesn't know what he's talking about since it's almost going to be a week now after your "pay attention to me" post.

What exactly do you call what your doing ? :cry: :cry: :cry:

So, did Sheepdancer wrong you in a past life or something? :roll: :roll: :roll:

Rumor I heard on another site: Swift lost their operating authority for 30 days, except for their O/O's

I havent heard that, but Swift right now isnt taking any drivers from me until April

How about I do whatever I want out here and go out of my way just to make you whine like a little punk?
Yeah, that seems to be working well so far. Why change?

Let me also add that the only reason you are on this board and still here is because many of the people out here find your simplistic rants funny in a "feild trip to the mental ward" type way. But dont get confused and think the only reason you havent been banned is because you actually offer something constructive to this board. You are simply a clown. I just only wish they would find a way to post circus music on all your posts. so we could get the full effect. Unfortunately, eventually even clowns get boring after time and im sure, like most clowns that have come here before you, you will eventually suffer the same fate. So have fun why you still can.

I think its time to come clean about my past relationship with CB. Many years ago I was at a Rick Astley/Culture Club concert and met a woman. I was very drunk, the lighting was dim and quite honestly, in the dark you couldnt really see the facial hair and rutty complexion from years of drug use. Let just say, I did something nasty. I woke up in the morning in horror when I saw and smelled the beast that was laying beside me. I paniced, and had to get out of there without waking it up. I looked down and noticed my car keys were stuck in the folds of skin on the beasts lower back. I gently removed my keys along with a few chicken bones out of the skin folds and snuck out the door. I promised myself that I would never again think about or mention the horrible thing I did that night.
Everything was good in my life, until CB found me. He has brought back the horror in my life once again. I really cant blame him. Im sure most young men would be upset in this situation. You see, as you might have guessed, CB is my son. The product of one night crappy music, cheap beer and drunken nasty.

Man, that is just wrong! :shock:

Anyone got any Ajax so I can scrub that image from my brain?

*gag*

I know you're trying to be funny and all, but that's really uncalled for - insulting the guy's mother like that. :roll:

MY GOD!!!! I think I know her!!!! :shock: :oops:

This past Easter was the first Easter I was not at Moab duruing EJS , As I was stuck under a load swapping in Fruita Colorado ...which is not far from MOAB ...But I never noticed how a pack of Jeepers resemble a biker gang rolling into a truck stop until I watched a few clubs roll into the Conoco off exit 19 in fruita CO this past Easter while I sat waiting to swap out in the T/S parking lot ...which reminds me i need to order some tube and some johnny joints for my up comming long arm project I just got done building the hp 60 and the 14 bolt for my WJ ...i have a thing for extreme grocery getters only the dub is only getting 38 sx or 39 irok's unlike my 95 grocery getter that had almost no body left and custom cut 44 boggers

Was it a leg or thigh chicken bone?

Hate to say it, sheepdancer, but CB got a point.

A great big post about something that didn't happen, and you didn't even say what that thing might have been, or what you might have been talking about. However, I think a lot more information came out about the world of trucking currently happening with this post, so I guess it's ok.

BTW, kinda fun being this side of your battles, looking at someone else going at ya. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[quote="Sheepdancer
I think its time to come clean about my past relationship with CB. Many years ago I was at a Rick Astley/Culture Club concert and met a woman. I was very drunk, the lighting was dim and quite honestly, in the dark you couldnt really see the facial hair and rutty complexion from years of drug use. Let just say, I did something nasty. I woke up in the morning in horror when I saw and smelled the beast that was laying beside me. I paniced, and had to get out of there without waking it up. I looked down and noticed my car keys were stuck in the folds of skin on the beasts lower back. I gently removed my keys along with a few chicken bones out of the skin folds and snuck out the door. I promised myself that I would never again think about or mention the horrible thing I did that night.
Everything was good in my life, until CB found me. He has brought back the horror in my life once again. I really cant blame him. Im sure most young men would be upset in this situation. You see, as you might have guessed, CB is my son. The product of one night crappy music, cheap beer and drunken nasty.[/quote]


Oh thank God, for a second there I thought CB was that woman!

Pot calling the kettle black? :wink:

I kicked the dead horse so many times my foot hurts. 8)

I wonder how many more pages this thread is going to go now?

ummm, maybe till something really big happens :lol:

it happened exactly when he said it would.... it was all over the news, I cant believe none of you heard about it.

Gee Dad, thanks for letting it out. Mom tried getting some money off of you after all these years, but working as a recruiter chasing down trucks at the truckstop all day long paid less than being a driver for Swift.

PS: The new pig you're with ain't nuttin to brag about either ;)

I hope by getting money you meant child support and not money for services rendered :lol:

I would have thought the bucket of KFC would have covered the services.

Only one way to find out.

I'm scared now
 

After reading through all the pages in this thread I'm very scared of everyone. :shock:

:idea: This whole thread reminds me of a stupid joke.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Funny......

But Sheep,

You still owe everyone a beer!!!!!!

Can I get my beer in an itunes gift card....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i dont want a freaking beer. ...

i want sheepdude to come clean about what he was talking about.

Give you a clue:

Two words:
two letters that are contained in at least one of the words are B and S.

Additional Hint:
each of these words have been used through out this thread.

Sounds like B%LLSH!T to me ! :lol: :lol:

It was a pending announcement concerning Swift, and a lot of people got wind of it, not just SD. Said announcement, if there was even any meat to it, has apparently been put off due to continued manuevaring withing the company. Has it been put off for good? No idea. I'm not defending SD as I probably wouldn't have jumped the gun myself, but at the time he posted it, there was no reason to believe it wasn't going to happen as originally indicated.

figured "IT" was about swift, and counting the number of swift trucks, not visible on the road it was obvious, however, what i was digging for was the "jist" or rather, the "content" of the announcement that never happened... yet.


besides, anthing that ups the post count... cant be all that bad.. :)

i live in the northwest and only run the 11 western thats where i do my counting

Thank you Twilight for an attempt to explain what couldn't be said by some others :D

Hmm, interesting line! Whats up SD?

Swift
 

If Swift fired all of their idiots on the road there will be nobody left. :roll:

Re: Swift
 

Not true they would have a few hundred drivers left and possibly 10 or so mentors left . I think the big news is that Swift/Werner are now going offer a driver exchange program with Mexico like the student exchange program in high school . :wink:

ummmm did anyone find out what sheep was talking about?

7 days off in a row? How many days did you work? Are you happy with Marten?

WHAMMO!

We've been had.