You forget who we're talking about. Martians are par for the course. :wink:

I meant Marten not martian; Spelling error. My bad.

OMG, is this guy (Lewis Friend) a trip?!! How do you have time to run miles out the A$$ when all you do is post your silly "wish list". Oh, I think you forgot to add:
"#325) Big truck must have "auto pilot" and not cruise control. Cruise control is for those who really care where they are going...I for one do not as long as I get miles out the A$$....That way I don't have to ever leave my nice Big Truck or even drive it!!! Ha you all suck and are nobodies!!!! cuz I got Auto Pilot"

Just busting your chops man....Its all well and good to research, hell why would any of us take a crappy job....

Add'l requirments 3/23:

8) i don't want no J.I.T. freight.

9) No slip seating
a) i want the truck assigned to me to be clean when assigned to me.

Add'l requirments 3/23:

8. i don't want no J.I.T. freight.

9) No slip seating
a) i want the truck assigned to me to be clean when assigned to me.

:roll:Good Lord, Col. Toon!!

Might as well demand a butler and a chauffer to go along with everything else.......As if this "Dream Company" would even hire you to begin with!!

I think that "Bandit's Cousin" summed it up best when he said that he owns the truck that you only dream about, but you'll never be able to drive.
:P

Would you like Fries with that?

Lewis -- Buy your own truck , and stop posting your "wet dreams" :lol:

Funniest post I have ever seen....... and I havent read through all the pages yet...