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Originally Posted by Useless
I got a DUI abowt a yer an a haf ago that will be off my rekord in just anuther ate and a have yeers, as long as I don't get busted agin. The feluny that I got for selling Coke will be off my rekord in anuther six years. That wuz bogus, bekuzz the cop surchd my car withowt a warent.
I need a job, and no won wants to higher me. I want to see the kountry, and see all of the sites,m and i wood make a good driver bekuz ive always wanted to drive a truck ever sinse i was a kid.
There has two be sumbudy owt there who wood be willing to take a chance on me bekuzz i wood make a good driver. The only thing I need is to be with a good cumpany that coud get me home on the sekun Tusday of each munth so that i can go sea my probashun offiser.
How much do the good cumpanys pay?
Alzo, can enny of you tell me whut kind of drug test a cumpany maked you take? It's reely unconstitushunal four thim too envade my privesey, but i do want to drive a big truk becuz i wood make a good driver and iv wantid to drive a truck sins i wuz a kid.
Thanx.
That's not very nice, Useless.
Ya know, there are convicts, I mean uhh.. drivers out there who are looking for work with a record as long as your arm. I thought for a minute, you were one of them.
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